Leg Over Lloyd

[Tommy G]

Does she just date footballers? Got herself in a bit of bother by the sounds of things

Model Danielle Lloyd has had emergency surgery after she was attacked by two women at a West End nightclub.

She was out with friends, including footballer boyfriend Jamie O'Hara, when the assault happened at the Crystal Nightclub in the early hours of Monday.

Ms Lloyd suffered wounds to her back and leg after being thrown on to a table of drinks at the London venue.

Her management said she had emergency surgery for a serious leg wound. Two women were arrested over the attack.

They were questioned by police on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm and bailed until July.

Ms Lloyd, a former Big Brother contestant, also needed stitches.

A statement from the model's management company said: "Danielle sustained a serious wound to her back which required stitches upon arrival at hospital."

She was with six friends at the time of the attack, including Tottenham Hotspur player Mr O'Hara, her management said.

BBC

[Darkzzz_]

She needs some working class meat to sort her out.

[General Smuts]

She needs some working class meat to sort her out.

Shotgun.

[Darkzzz_]

Shotgun.

Would love to see Powell and his gang sort her out.

What a death.

[WardyisPukka]

Looks like she got pretty battered by the photos in The Sun

[General Smuts]

Looks like she got pretty battered by the photos in The Sun

My cocks pretty badly battered after seeing pics of her in The Sun.

[Granno]

My cocks pretty badly battered after seeing pics of her in The Sun.

[Darkzzz_]

Ledge!

[Big Ol' Bob]

I would gladly have a go on it.

Although I expect with her it would be like throwing a banana down a corridor.

[Tommy G]

I would gladly have a go on it.

Although I expect with her it would be like throwing a banana down a corridor.

lol

[Darkzzz_]

Looks like a period party gone wrong.

Legs are dripping with sauce.

[davieG]

I would gladly have a go on it.

Although I expect with her it would be like throwing a banana down a corridor.

A sausage up Charles Street we used to call it

[lildave3]

at Big Bob. Brilliant.

[Hitesh]

Looks like a period party gone wrong.

Legs are dripping with sauce.

Reminded me of the scene from Superbad!

[Flynny]

I don't care how ****able she is, you'd have to gag her. Airheaded racist bint. (not that she deserved an attack or owt - quite)

[General Smuts]

I don't care how ****able she is, you'd have to gag her. Airheaded racist bint. (not that she deserved an attack or owt - quite)

It's like you read my mind.

Gag - Check

Handcuffs - Check

Industrial Size Bottle Of Lube - Check

It's go time.

[Darkzzz_]

It's like you read my mind.

Gag - Check

Handcuffs - Check

Industrial Size Bottle Of Lube - Check

It's go time.

Not quite as filthy as my check list.

All of the above but I would have attacked her too. A vicious assault.

[morris1234]

Reminded me of the scene from Superbad!

arrrrrrrrrr put me right off my breakfast! cheers! good film though!

[Guest Mickyblueeyes]

I want to know what O'Hara was doing while his girlfriend was getting the shite kicked out of her!!!

[Flynny]

It's like you read my mind.

Gag - Check

Handcuffs - Check

Industrial Size Bottle Of Lube - Check

It's go time.

You might want condoms, she's probably riddled with venereal disease. Otherwise I approve.

[Babylon]

You might want condoms, she's probably riddled with venereal disease. Otherwise I approve.

Chances are the lube isn't needed either... I think it would be like stiring a tea cup even for Dion Dublin.