Adopt an Ozzie

[ozleicester]

Gday again folks, i have now negotiated and adjusted my travel times to include attendence at the QPR game in late october.

Are the away tickets likely to sell out?

do i need someone with a ST to adopt me, be my friend and buy for me?

I will be staying in london, will i have any trouble going to the game?

Anything i should know?

Is there a pub that foxes fans will meet at?

any feedback gratefully accepted

[James.]

I will be staying in london, will i have any trouble going to the game?

QPR is located in the White City area of London, a lovely part of town.

[AoWW]

Are Ozzies house-trained?

[ozleicester]

Are Ozzies house-trained?

Not usually, but as this one is of good Leicester stock, he is as close as any citeh fan

[Wycombe Fox]

do i need someone...to adopt me

any feedback gratefully accepted

Sorry mate, I would have but I've just seen an advert on the telly about adopting a panda for £3 so I've gone for that instead.

I hope it arrives for the QPR game.

Can you all bring some bamboo with you please?

[ozleicester]

Sorry mate, I would have but I've just seen an advert on the telly about adopting a panda for £3 so I've gone for that instead.

I hope it arrives for the QPR game.

Can you all bring some bamboo with you please?

bloody immigrants

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Gday Oz.

If you gonna go walk about in the capital, dont forget yer billy- can.

Don't have many kangaroos here though cobber, but might be able to rustle up a few sheep for you, so bring yer shears, Dont forget yer hat, but I can supply the corks, and above all don't forget to let the Flying Doctor at Woga Waga know your coming. Oh yes, bring plenty of boiled water .

The good news is that Malaria seems to be kept under control, so enjoy yer game.

All the best mate,

Bluey.

[ACF]

Gday Oz.

If you gonna go walk about in the capital, dont forget yer billy- can.

Don't have many kangaroos here though cobber, but might be able to rustle up a few sheep for you, so bring yer shears, Dont forget yer hat, but I can supply the corks, and above all don't forget to let the Flying Doctor at Woga Waga know your coming. Oh yes, bring plenty of boiled water .

The good news is that Malaria seems to be kept under control, so enjoy yer game.

All the best mate,

Bluey.

Numero Uno- Australians dont say billy-can

Numero Two- Dont wear hats with corks

Numero Three- Its Wagga Wagga, not Woga Waga.

Numero Four- Australians are immune to malaria

Bloody stereotypists.

[MC Prussian]

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Are Ozzies house-trained?

I'm not but my Koala is.

[Shrenchel]

The phone rings in the australian Cricket Team's changing room.

"G'day. Could I speak to Ricky Ponting, please?"

"Aww, look, sorry mate, he's just gone out to bat."

"Oh, that's alright, mate. I'll hang on."

Seriously though, I'd imagine you'll be fine for tickets.

[ozleicester]

Gday Oz.

If you gonna go walk about in the capital, dont forget yer billy- can.

Don't have many kangaroos here though cobber, but might be able to rustle up a few sheep for you, so bring yer shears, Dont forget yer hat, but I can supply the corks, and above all don't forget to let the Flying Doctor at Woga Waga know your coming. Oh yes, bring plenty of boiled water .

The good news is that Malaria seems to be kept under control, so enjoy yer game.

All the best mate,

Bluey.

Well, thank you, most helpful

Love FOC, and their treatment of aussies is fantastic.

.....funny as i was writing, if it was safe...some lunatics were stabbing one another at upton park