WTF!

[Poakey]

Come across this whilst browsing The Sun(i know).....

Creature

I know its The Sun so not sure myself if its a hoax,what do you think?

[Salieri]

In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" the four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away.

Whatever the fook it is, it doesn't look particularly threatening! It could be some strange new creature, never before seen on this earth....and those little feckers murdered it!!!

[Libertine]

Bestiality.

[lavrentis]

Looks like a deformed penis.

[AjcW]

It just looks like a pale dolphin.

[LCFC-ARAB]

I think it lookes pretty cute.

[Finnegan]

Looks like a deformed penis.

Go to your doctor.

[CKB]

So it's gollum? or gollum's penis?

[dogadug]

It just looks like a pale dolphin.

[Libertine]

Go to your doctor.

[lavrentis]

What do you find funny? <_<

[Libertine]

What do you find funny? <_<

Finners. He's hysterical.

[lavrentis]

Finners. He's hysterical.

Oh ok.

[Finnegan]

What do you mean I'm funny?

[AjcW]

Now now no need to be mean... He's not funny he's just Welsh

[Finnegan]

Now now no need to be mean... He's not funny he's just Welsh

I will literally stab you in the face.

[Guest]

I love the fact that the person who wrote the story clearly got distracted by the mention of LOTR and went off on a tangent for the latter half of the piece.

A bit like when you got to know how to send your teachers off on a rant about something at school so that you could do less work.

[AjcW]

I will literally stab you in the face.

I probably deserve it for that comment.

[Libertine]

What do you mean I'm funny?

I will literally stab you in the face.

That.

[Unit]

that's what I look like after 12 pints

[Bert]

I probably deserve it for that comment.

Well I thought you had a point.

[Finnegan]

Well I thought you had a point.

What I ever do to you?