leicester 1979 Posted 13 December 2009 Posted 13 December 2009 this one is easy, it has to be my older brother, he says about 2 words a year and when he does you wish he hadnt bothered
coale39 Posted 13 December 2009 Posted 13 December 2009 A minigun. Good job I didnt go to the forest match.
Webbo Posted 13 December 2009 Posted 13 December 2009 A pair of dirty underpants. When I got up 1 Saturday Morning I pulled my trousers straight on without realising that yesterdays pants were stuck in the leg. I got up to go toilet during the match when I felt something drop out of my trouser leg. I think I picked them up and put them in my pocket before anyone noticed.
Flynny Posted 14 December 2009 Posted 14 December 2009 Blow-up doll. I think C-man had a picture of it somewhere. No idea to this day how I got it into the ground despite a bag search.
purpleronnie Posted 14 December 2009 Posted 14 December 2009 Blow-up doll. I think C-man had a picture of it somewhere. No idea to this day how I got it into the ground despite a bag search. Taking your girlfriend isnt weird.
lou Posted 14 December 2009 Posted 14 December 2009 In the pub before the game yesterday, my mate pulled 3 green hairnets out of his pocket. What else could we do but wear them for the rest of the day?! haha I saw you coming out too! Wondered what the crack was I unwittingly took a martial arts cosh in my pocket (Kubotan) as its on my keyring for self defense reasons and I totally forgot I had it on me! Thank God women dont get searched
Flynny Posted 14 December 2009 Posted 14 December 2009 Taking your girlfriend isnt weird. Ho-ho, nicely done.
BoneDog Posted 14 December 2009 Posted 14 December 2009 I unwittingly took a martial arts cosh in my pocket (Kubotan) as its on my keyring for self defense reasons and I totally forgot I had it on me! Thank God women dont get searched They are lovely defensive weapons. A nice little jab anywhere gets very good results!
lcfc_jme Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 A caveman suit complete with huge wig, club and headband.
davieG Posted 15 December 2009 Author Posted 15 December 2009 A caveman suit complete with huge wig, club and headband.
The Doctor Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 My santa hat at yesterday,Only wore it to keep my ears warm It really worked wonders aswell.... i wore one of them at a city match once. There was some tinsel stuck inside it from when it had been shoved into the christmas deccies box the previous year.
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