skinnydipper Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 PA Announcers Dream Team 1 Norman Conquest - Australia 2 Argelico ****s - Argentina Transfer news 3 Milan Fukal - Czech Republic 4 Rod Fanni - Australia 5 Danger Fourpence - Zimbabwe 6 Dieter Stinka - Germany 7 Ars Bandeet - Algeria 8 Mario Turdo - Argentina 9 Bongo Christ - Congo 10 Ralf Minge - Germany 11 Wayne Wanklyn - England
Jimothy Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 I was playing my mate on Fifa the other night and he had a player called Fanni in his team and it got us wondering if you could create a full 11 of rude or comically named players from past or present. We had Fanni, Danny Shittu, Francisco Arce, Paul Dickov and Stefan Kuntz. Two days later and a full team is on Foxes Talk. It's like you read my mind.
Jimothy Posted 4 February 2010 Posted 4 February 2010 PA Announcers Dream Team1 Norman Conquest - Australia Does he play along side his brothers, Roman and Viking?
Zingari Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 and nice idea THE DEVIL DODGERS XI 1 JOE DEAN ( BOLTON) 2 PAUL FRIAR (LEICESTER) 3 DAVE DEACON ( IPSWICH) 4 EDDIE POPE ( USA DC UTD ) 5 SPENCER PRIOR ( LEICESTER ) 6 COLIN PROPHETT ( NORWICH ) 7 OWEN ARCHDEACON ( CELTIC ) 8 GREG ABBOTT ( BRADFORD ) 9 BRETT ANGELL ( EVERTON ) 10 IAN BISHOP ( WEST HAM ) 11 JOHNNY METGOD ( FOREST ) SUB , BONGO CHRIST MANAGER , DAVE SEXTON HOME GROUND, VICARAGE ROAD
Sods Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 and nice idea THE DEVIL DODGERS XI 1 JOE DEAN ( BOLTON) 2 PAUL FRIAR (LEICESTER) 3 DAVE DEACON ( IPSWICH) 4 EDDIE POPE ( USA DC UTD ) 5 SPENCER PRIOR ( LEICESTER ) 6 COLIN PROPHETT ( NORWICH ) 7 OWEN ARCHDEACON ( CELTIC ) 8 GREG ABBOTT ( BRADFORD ) 9 BRETT ANGELL ( EVERTON ) 10 IAN BISHOP ( WEST HAM ) 11 JOHNNY METGOD ( FOREST ) SUB , BONGO CHRIST MANAGER , DAVE SEXTON HOME GROUND, VICARAGE ROAD And thats without all the jesus'
Zingari Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 And thats without all the jesus' i didn't want to take the lord's name in vain
Simo86 Posted 5 February 2010 Posted 5 February 2010 PA Announcers Dream Team1 Norman Conquest - Australia 2 Argelico ****s - Argentina Transfer news 3 Milan Fukal - Czech Republic 4 Rod Fanni - Australia 5 Danger Fourpence - Zimbabwe 6 Dieter Stinka - Germany 7 Ars Bandeet - Algeria 8 Mario Turdo - Argentina 9 Bongo Christ - Congo 10 Ralf Minge - Germany 11 Wayne Wanklyn - England You've just cheered me up on an otherwise dull day at work. Cheers
skinnydipper Posted 9 February 2010 Author Posted 9 February 2010 I was playing my mate on Fifa the other night and he had a player called Fanni in his team and it got us wondering if you could create a full 11 of rude or comically named players from past or present.We had Fanni, Danny Shittu, Francisco Arce, Paul Dickov and Stefan Kuntz. Two days later and a full team is on Foxes Talk. It's like you read my mind. Perhaps you could have Snatcho Novo, Chebs Evans or Gareth McWhorely and nice idea THE DEVIL DODGERS XI 1 JOE DEAN ( BOLTON) 2 PAUL FRIAR (LEICESTER) 3 DAVE DEACON ( IPSWICH) 4 EDDIE POPE ( USA DC UTD ) 5 SPENCER PRIOR ( LEICESTER ) 6 COLIN PROPHETT ( NORWICH ) 7 OWEN ARCHDEACON ( CELTIC ) 8 GREG ABBOTT ( BRADFORD ) 9 BRETT ANGELL ( EVERTON ) 10 IAN BISHOP ( WEST HAM ) 11 JOHNNY METGOD ( FOREST ) SUB , BONGO CHRIST MANAGER , DAVE SEXTON HOME GROUND, VICARAGE ROAD Like that Is this a christian team or would Gerd Mullah get a game ?
skinnydipper Posted 9 February 2010 Author Posted 9 February 2010 Things To Wear Eleven 1. Joel Shoemacher 2. Tony Spearring 3. John Pantsil 4. Kenny Jacket 5.Peter Shirtliff 6. Johnny Giles 7. Tony Capaldi 8. Sockrates 9. Nathan Tieson 10. Chris Garland 11. Lenny Glover
Zingari Posted 9 February 2010 Posted 9 February 2010 Things To Wear Eleven1. Joel Shoemacher 2. Tony Spearring 3. John Pantsil 4. Kenny Jacket 5.Peter Shirtliff 6. Johnny Giles 7. Tony Capaldi 8. Sockrates 9. Nathan Tieson 10. Chris Garland 11. Lenny Glover nice one , There should be a place on the bench for Gary Coatsworth and Steve Bloomer , maybe Graham "Taylor" as manager I'm sure someone can fill in the gaps on this one , The Townies XI 1 ? 2 Justin Edinburgh 3 ? 4 Gareth Barry 5 Alan Paris 6 Alan Cork 7 ? 8 Dwight Yorke ( would prefer this replaced with correct name of town ) 9 Teddy Sheringham 10 Dion Dublin 11 Alan Sunderland manager ? chairman ; Milan Manderic home ground ; Brisbane road (Pref not little places like worthington or shilton , but proper towns cities etc )
General Smuts Posted 9 February 2010 Posted 9 February 2010 Alliterative XI Victor Valdes Nouradine Naybet Ivar Ingimarsson Erik Edman Liam Lawrence Jermaine Jenas Alberto Aquilani Zinedine Zidane Didier Drogba Bosko Balaban Colin Cameron Notice that all the aliteration is by different letters. Thats special.
StanSP Posted 9 February 2010 Posted 9 February 2010 The Townies XI Alan Brazil. Jason Scotland Matt Holland Nile Ranger(s)
skinnydipper Posted 10 February 2010 Author Posted 10 February 2010 Nice one chaps Townies - Jack Lester ( not pure though ) Alliterative - Roy (of the) Rovers
Zingari Posted 10 February 2010 Posted 10 February 2010 done it !! TOWNIES Xl 1 ? Geoff Barnett 2 Justin Edinburgh 3 ? Jamie Clapham 4 Gareth Barry 5 Alan Paris 6 Alan Cork 7 ?Bob Paisley 8 Steve Livingstone 9 Teddy Sheringham 10 Dion Dublin 11 Alan Sunderland manager ? Bryan Hamilton chairman ; Milan Manderic home ground ; Brisbane road
Zingari Posted 10 February 2010 Posted 10 February 2010 No 10 Downing St ; Xl Bill (Gordon) Brown, Spurs Ben (Maggie) Thatcher, Leicester Adrian (Ted) Heath Everton Ian (Harold) Wilson , Leicester Tommy (Stanley) Baldwin, Chelsea Mark ( Neville )Chamberlain, Sheff Weds Marc (lord) North, Leicester Kevin "rooster" (Lord) Russell, Leicester Denis (Andrew Bonar) Law, Man Utd Charlie (David Lloyd) George, Arsenal Malcolm (Ramsay) McDonald, Newcastle Ian (James) Callaghan , Liverpool
David Guiza Posted 10 February 2010 Posted 10 February 2010 Footballing Namesake XI Missing one more but i was happy with my effort . Chris Martin (Port Vale, Goalkeeper) Tom Cruise (Arsenal, Defender) Robbie Williams (Huddersfield, Defender) Michael Jackson (Shrewsbury, Defender) Jesus Navas (Seville, Winger) Paul Weller (former Burnley, Winger) Rodney Marsh (former Man City, Midfielder?) James Brown (Hartlepool, Foward) Andy Gray (Barnsley, Forward) Chris Brown (PNE, Forward) ? Manager: ? Ground: Old Trafford
Zingari Posted 11 February 2010 Posted 11 February 2010 Footballing Namesake XIMissing one more but i was happy with my effort . Chris Martin (Port Vale, Goalkeeper) Tom Cruise (Arsenal, Defender) Robbie Williams (Huddersfield, Defender) Michael Jackson (Shrewsbury, Defender) Jesus Navas (Seville, Winger) Paul Weller (former Burnley, Winger) Rodney Marsh (former Man City, Midfielder?) James Brown (Hartlepool, Foward) Andy Gray (Barnsley, Forward) Chris Brown (PNE, Forward) ? Manager: ? Ground: Old Trafford Socrates ? ( brazil) Andy Williams ? ( Leeds ) and the ground could be Ann Field ( author)
Webbo Posted 11 February 2010 Posted 11 February 2010 Footballing Namesake XIMissing one more but i was happy with my effort . Chris Martin (Port Vale, Goalkeeper) Tom Cruise (Arsenal, Defender) Robbie Williams (Huddersfield, Defender) Michael Jackson (Shrewsbury, Defender) Jesus Navas (Seville, Winger) Paul Weller (former Burnley, Winger) Rodney Marsh (former Man City, Midfielder?) James Brown (Hartlepool, Foward) Andy Gray (Barnsley, Forward) Chris Brown (PNE, Forward) ? Manager: ? Ground: Old Trafford Has to be St James Park (Exeter)
Zingari Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Aristos Xl 1 Matt Duke , Hull 2, Barry Squires, Bradford City 3 Fred Barron , Burnley 4 Zat Knight , Bolton 5, Gordon McQueen , Leeds 6 Andy King , Leicester 7, Peter Noble , Swindon 8 Steve Earle , Leicester 9 Joe Royle ( bit tenuous ) , Everton 10 Frank Lord . Crewe 11 Eric Prince , Port Vale
The Doctor Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 Footballing Namesake XI Missing one more but i was happy with my effort . Chris Martin (Port Vale, Goalkeeper) Tom Cruise (Arsenal, Defender) Robbie Williams (Huddersfield, Defender) Michael Jackson (Shrewsbury, Defender) Jesus Navas (Seville, Winger) Paul Weller (former Burnley, Winger) Rodney Marsh (former Man City, Midfielder?) James Brown (Hartlepool, Foward) Andy Gray (Barnsley, Forward) Chris Brown (PNE, Forward) ? Manager: ?Ground: Old Trafford steven king (lewes manager, they also had a player by the name of lewis hamilton as well)
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