Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Er, like this, I believe... Ay, but it's different for men. We cant just rub our bits against a saddle and hope for a bumpy ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Like you don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Perhaps one of these would help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 It seems much easier if you are a woman, going by the educational films I've seen on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Like you don't know... Unfortunately I've not had any practice with the real thing. This does the job for the time being. Perhaps one of these would help? Filth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Christ on a bike! I'd rather have a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Sorted Who'd you reckon's got the bigger teeth in this photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Panic not, folks, Leicestershire is not going to be the bestiality capital of the UK. My crim lit tutor told us that there is a disproportionately higher number of cases brought under s69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 in South Wales than anywhere else. Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Panic not, folks, Leicestershire is not going to be the bestiality capital of the UK. My crim lit tutor told us that there is a disproportionately higher number of cases brought under s69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 in South Wales than anywhere else. Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep. That'll be all of them from Brizzul popping over the bridge for their weekend jollies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep. And there was me thinking dickin the chicken was a euphemism for wanking. Brings me a whole new meaning to eh up me duck. I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 15 April 2010 Share Posted 15 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 15 April 2010 Share Posted 15 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low. I did that once and it had an odd effect on my vocal chords. I felt a little hoarse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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