Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Er, like this, I believe... Ay, but it's different for men. We cant just rub our bits against a saddle and hope for a bumpy ride.
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Like you don't know...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 It seems much easier if you are a woman, going by the educational films I've seen on the internet.
Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Like you don't know... Unfortunately I've not had any practice with the real thing. This does the job for the time being. Perhaps one of these would help? Filth...
Webbo Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low.
Guest Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Sorted Who'd you reckon's got the bigger teeth in this photo?
Guest Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Panic not, folks, Leicestershire is not going to be the bestiality capital of the UK. My crim lit tutor told us that there is a disproportionately higher number of cases brought under s69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 in South Wales than anywhere else. Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep.
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Panic not, folks, Leicestershire is not going to be the bestiality capital of the UK. My crim lit tutor told us that there is a disproportionately higher number of cases brought under s69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 in South Wales than anywhere else. Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep. That'll be all of them from Brizzul popping over the bridge for their weekend jollies.
Guest Bilo Posted 14 April 2010 Posted 14 April 2010 Contrary to popular belief, the 'victims' tend to be ducks or chickens, not sheep. And there was me thinking dickin the chicken was a euphemism for wanking. Brings me a whole new meaning to eh up me duck. I'll get me coat.
Alexikokopops Posted 15 April 2010 Posted 15 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low.
Guest Bilo Posted 15 April 2010 Posted 15 April 2010 I did consider sex with a Shetland Pony but I could never stoop so low. I did that once and it had an odd effect on my vocal chords. I felt a little hoarse.
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