J.Lisemore Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 Man admits sex with horse and donkeyPublished Date: 12 April 2010 A 66-year-old man has pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse and a donkey. Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004. He also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates. Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts at Leicester Crown Court. Defence counsel Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character. Requesting that Squires be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address." Judge Michael Pert QC refused the application and remanded Squires into custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared. He will be sentenced on May 24. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 HAHA donkey buggery, I'll never tire of that phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 "stable address" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 Can't see what the fuss is all about? We've all been there and done that before, right??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Fox Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 "stable address" That is hilarious!!! :crylaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 "stable address" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyT Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 "stable address" Haha exactly what i thought when i read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 First Paul Langton, now this. There must be something in the water round these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 Bet he gets a load of pony in the nick. Nah, 'stable address' wins by a mile. Brilliant. She said neigh Squires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 She said neigh Squires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 Who wouldn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 "buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004." That's a good, solid three day sesh on each beast. LAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 13 April 2010 Share Posted 13 April 2010 Who wouldn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 That picture is honestly too disturbing for words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Squires, Langton, Truscott. It's the unholy trinity of sex deviants, who people I know must be eternally grateful to for providing them with literally hours of pub conversation matter http://www.metro.co.uk/news/107097-son-shops-dad-over-disgusting-dog-sex http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2629851/Pervert-jailed-after-BBB-act-in-manure.html You can't slurry love indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 There is, and this is gospel, a donkey brothel in Barranquilla (Colombia). Local men take their young sons to visit the donkeys in order to experience the amazing sucking power of their vaginas, in order to lose their virginity. The people of the region are famed for it, it's where Shakira was born - ask her about it if you don't believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Fox Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 "...buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004." That would be during the Cheltenham Festival. Probably just getting own back for a losing bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 The man's got sense, you can save alot of money by having relations with Horses and Donkeys instead of ladies. Stick a bit of Hay in front of them and a Polo Mint in their mouth and they're happy. Whereas ladies require double G&T's and earrings and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 There is, and this is gospel, a donkey brothel in Barranquilla (Colombia). Local men take their young sons to visit the donkeys in order to experience the amazing sucking power of their vaginas, in order to lose their virginity. The people of the region are famed for it, it's where Shakira was born - ask her about it if you don't believe me. Flight tickets booked, bags are packed, I'm off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Fox Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Tempted eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 Genius Tempted eh? As we speak I'm ordering an elevating chair for ease of use from Argos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 That picture is honestly too disturbing for words. You love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 14 April 2010 Share Posted 14 April 2010 What I want to know is how the hell do you mount a horse or donkey? Er, like this, I believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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