Best names in football

[ACF]

And an Ian Ormondroyd.

[MikeyT]

Argélico Fucks

Eurosport had a headline sensation once with "Fucks off to Benfica". Tabloids in this country would have had a field day with his name.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/

[lcfcadam]

Ralf Minge

Loads of good ones here...

[Filbert_Ross]

I will never get over how funny his name is.

Really????!!!!!!!!

[Filbert's Friend]

Emanuel Panther

[Durnerz]

Theres a turkish player in germany called ****

Anyone remember 'Arce' from paraguay?

[lcfc_jme]

None of these footballers names will EVER match up to the legendary Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jaques Wamutombo. EVER.

[skinnydipper]

None of these footballers names will EVER match up to the legendary Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jaques Wamutombo. EVER.

Something about that picture makes it look to me like he has prosthetic legs

That could be the way to make millions - Chop your legs off, get 6 foot artificial ones fitted and get yourself an NBA contract

Simple

[Webbo]

If we're not doing footballers anymore how about;

Jumbo Cummings.

[Simmo86]

Ricky van Wolfswinkel

[Zingari]

Reminded me of this

http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=64666&st=0&p=1567941&hl=+football%20+elevens&fromsearch=1entry1567941

completely forgotten about that

we must have had too much spare time on our hands back then

here's an all time favourite of mine

[skinnydipper]

completely forgotten about that

we must have had too much spare time on our hands back then

here's an all time favourite of mine

Brilliant

My own personal favourite related to Julian Dicks being out for a couple of games with a knee injury. The headline was "Swollen Dicks Out"

[Rocket-Ron]

Ricky van Wolfswinkel

Thats the one I was looking for!!

[Big Ol' Bob]

Ruud Boffin .... West Ham third choice keeper.

[StanSP]

Ciro Immobile

Playing for Siena on loan from Juve.

[StanSP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamer_Tuna