Help?

[Guest BlueBrett]

Cheeky I know but im really stuck.

Basically I am applying for a job just because it is a good job but I don't actually know very much about the industry. I have got through various stages of assessment and now they want me to complete an essay style question by the end of today. It's only 500 words but I suppose that means they want quality. Here is the question:

Imagine you are working at [THE COMPANY]. If you could choose an ideal client to advise, who would it be? Your ideal client does not have to be a current client of [THE COMPANY].

In answering this question please provide us with answers to the following:

• Who is your ideal client and what services do they provide?

• What services and advice could [THE COMPANY] offer this client?

• What commercial/industry issues are affecting this client in the business market that should be taken into account when a providing them with advice?

fooking long. The business line I am applying for is assurance which is pretty much risk assessment from what I have gathered so far but I havn't really gathered much else and I'm running out of time.

Deciding what company to choose was giving me a real headache but then I thought perhaps it would be fitting to choose King Power. At least then if asked about it at interview I could hopefully just move the conversation on to talking about football. Anyone know about issues affecting the duty free world or what King Power might need help with?

I'd really appreciate any actual help but I fully expect to be told to fook off and stop being lazy

[Zingari]

don't bother ,

they'll give the job to a black, lesbian one legged, illegal immigrant anyway

edit;

just a joke , good luck , sorry i can't help

[Dr The Singh]

don't bother ,

they'll give the job to a black, lesbian one legged, illegal immigrant anyway

That's what BlueBrett is, unfortunatley, she (better known as Bretteta) is competing with other black, lesbian, one legged illegal immigrant!!

[Zingari]

That's what BlueBrett is, unfortunatley, she (better known as Bretteta) is competing with other black, lesbian, one legged illegal immigrant!!

ah tough one ,

they'll have to sort it out mud wrestling or something

[Wymsey]

That's what BlueBrett is, unfortunatley, she (better known as Bretteta) is competing with other black, lesbian, one legged illegal immigrant!!

So that means that thread we accused him of being racist was a ridiculous argument?

[davieG]

Have you done any research on this company (web) to find out what the range of current clients covers, that should give you some ideas. If you then research a few of their current clients to see the how, whys and wherefores of those then relating that info to your 'new' company should be relatively easy. After all there's very little new in the world.

[Dr The Singh]

So that means that thread we accused him of being racist was a ridiculous argument?

Black, lesbian, one legged, illegal immigrants can be racist aswell!!!

[Zingari]

Black, lesbian, one legged, illegal immigrants can be racist aswell!!!

yes the can ,

only the other day i saw one hopping down the street shouting "fook off all you straight ,white , four limbed subjects of the crown"

[Guest BlueBrett]

Literally everybody seems to be their client! They are a massive worldwide company. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if they already do business with King Power. I'll try to find out some more but I can see myself submitting a load of moronic generalisations

they'll give the job to a black, lesbian one legged, illegal immigrant anyway

Nah..on the equal opportunities form I put that I was a blind Jewish Midget from Kenya who worships Thor and has ginger hair.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Nah..on the equal opportunities form I put that I was a blind Jewish Midget from Kenya who worships Thor and has ginger hair.

At least you're honest.

[Finnegan]

That's identity theft that is, ld3 will be having words.

[Guest BlueBrett]

I've done it now.

You lot were as useful as a caramel bum dildo.

[Mee]

I've done it now.

You lot were as useful as a caramel bum dildo.

Don't diss.

[Unit]

I've done it now.

You lot were as useful as a caramel bum dildo.

Confectionery-ist git!

[davieG]

I've done it now.

You lot were as useful as a caramel bum dildo.

I shan't bother next time.

[Guest BlueBrett]

I shan't bother next time

Excepting you I should have said. I actually did look up their client list. didnt want to look like an Admin bummer though

[davieG]

Excepting you I should have said. I actually did look up their client list. didnt want to look like an Admin bummer though

Just jesting and I don't like being bummed so we're all happy then