Jack Wilshere has a bad night on Twitter

[Ford Super Sunday]

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Jack Wilshere will regret this night for the rest of his life

So Jack Wilshere had a bit of a twitter breakdown tonight.

Idk if you remember, but a few weeks ago the British tabloids ran stories on how Jack supposedly cheated on his gf with some lapdancer. Anyway, it seems that tonight he decided to win his girlfriend back. Via Twitter...

It all started quite innocently with an übercute pic of his dog watching footie:

He started tweeting pics of his girlfriend Lauren.

And one of him and his brother and sister at a Wilshere family wedding:

But his girlfriend wasn't all that happy about the picspamming...

What a way to woo his lady.

[Finnegan]

... that's it?

[DB11]

I don't get it.

Well I do, she says you're not coming round, but I don't get why it's 'news'

[StanSP]

That was such a waste of time.

Give me my time back please.

[Tilley]

All I have gained from reading this shit thread is that Jack Wilshere's missus/ex missus would get it, if she asked nicely.

Also, after re-reading (God knows why I did) I have just picked out this beauty of a line...

'Jack Wilshere will regret this night for the rest of his life'

:laugh:

Christ.

[lildave3]

Oooohh what a bastard.

[sdb]

that wasn't quite the scandal i initially expected. still, but embarrassing for the bloke. he's obviously a moron, what with the nightclub incident recently (and nearly breaking someones leg the other week), and now this. putting pics of your ex online against their wish is a bit sad.

[Guest NGoloMode]

[FoxyPV]

I didn't realise FT did submissions for Closer/ Heat etc

[Houdini Logic]

She has a face like a plate - move on sonny

[Tevez]

BORING. What a shite thread

[Uncle Monty]

This tweeting topic is a bit lame. Although it is depressing to see that another of England's bright new things is just like the rest of them.... A moron.

Where are all the intelligent English footballers? They simply don't exist, apart from the Countdown chap anyway. It is painful listening to the interviews with the english players compared to pretty much every other nationality. They just follow Harry's example and speak in bullshit platitudes. Frank Lampard can just about string a sentence or two together, and he is aparantly lampooned by some of his teamates for being 'clefa'.

Do me a favour.

[StanSP]

This tweeting topic is a bit lame. Although it is depressing to see that another of England's bright new things is just like the rest of them.... A moron.

Where are all the intelligent English footballers? They simply don't exist, apart from the Countdown chap anyway. It is painful listening to the interviews with the english players compared to pretty much every other nationality. They just follow Harry's example and speak in bullshit platitudes. Frank Lampard can just about string a sentence or two together, and he is aparantly lampooned by some of his teamates for being 'clefa'.

Do me a favour.

Thanks. I try my best

I realise you were on about Clarke Carlisle