Starkwell Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 It would be nice if it were: Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming? Is this burning an eternal flame?
BoneDog Posted 17 March 2011 Posted 17 March 2011 I might have missed something obvious on the form, but why do they want to know who is staying round your house on March 27th? Are they planning a mass raid on homes to arrest outspoken enemies or something? Or is it just the old fashioned bombardment of homes with radiation beams from military satellites? They used that underhanded tactic back in 12,000bc before the last earth refresh catastrophe according to my sources at NASA and I think it is bang out of order.
Zingari Posted 18 March 2011 Author Posted 18 March 2011 I might have missed something obvious on the form, but why do they want to know who is staying round your house on March 27th? Are they planning a mass raid on homes to arrest outspoken enemies or something? Or is it just the old fashioned bombardment of homes with radiation beams from military satellites? They used that underhanded tactic back in 12,000bc before the last earth refresh catastrophe according to my sources at NASA and I think it is bang out of order. I'm fairly sure it's some evil NWO plan , but I've got a cunning plan of my own though i'm going round the street the night before and swapping all the house numbers around . It may upset Trav by making his post delivery a little harder , but someone has to make sacrifices . vive la republic !!, (as they say in Russia )
MikeyT Posted 18 March 2011 Posted 18 March 2011 Question 17 is the only one they aren't being a nosey bastard on.
Zingari Posted 27 March 2011 Author Posted 27 March 2011 today's the day , have you all filled it in truthfully ? did you tell them about who you had round your gaff last night ? it could affect the whole future planning of the country if you tell porkies , so come clean now
Trav Le Bleu Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 On Wednesday on GMTV they were all discussing if people had sent thier in and what they had put - dolts! Have been collecting post from pillarboxes and loads have been returned already. It's all Adrian Chiles' fault! He screwed up the window into April 27th 2011 - half those people could be dead now!
Zingari Posted 27 March 2011 Author Posted 27 March 2011 Don't say you aint been warned !! It's good to see the gov taking a strict stance on these things !! Gaol 'em i say. The evasive bastards !! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12873011 Fine threat More than one million forms have already been submitted online, and census organisers believe that about a quarter of the 26 million households being surveyed will complete the document on the internet. But there is a warning for anyone who thinks they may be able to get away without completing the form. Enforcement officers will start knocking on the doors of homes where a census form has not been completed in five weeks' time. Repeated failure to fill in the census form could result in a fine of up to £1,000.
StanSP Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 Filled mine in. Question 17 was by far the toughest of them all.
AoWW Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 I didn't get one - does this mean I can get away with not filling it in?
Zingari Posted 27 March 2011 Author Posted 27 March 2011 I didn't get one - does this mean I can get away with not filling it in? they don't deliver to truck sleeper cabs
StanSP Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 I didn't get one - does this mean I can get away with not filling it in? Bet you still get a fine in 5 weeks time though!
Wymsey Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 I'll probably get away with it, but just wondering. About 1/3 of the whole seal adhesive on my census form envelope is quite damaged, which enables me to not close the seal to the sticky part, showing the form inside. Can i still be able to post it like this or does it need to be 'professionally neat.' ? I trying to avoid a 1£k fine if i may not be allowed to send it like it is now and not get a replacement envelope for it.
Zingari Posted 27 March 2011 Author Posted 27 March 2011 I'll probably get away with it, but just wondering. About 1/3 of the whole seal adhesive on my census form envelope is quite damaged, which enables me to not close the seal to the sticky part, showing the form inside. Can i still be able to post it like this or does it need to be 'professionally neat.' ? I trying to avoid a 1£k fine if i may not be allowed to send it like it is now and not get a replacement envelope for it. Has your lordship been partaking in a little libation ce soir ?
StanSP Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 Has your lordship been partaking in a little libation ce soir ? Maybe his Lordship Wymesy ran out of tissues. Which is ironic how he can't seal the sticky part...
Zingari Posted 27 March 2011 Author Posted 27 March 2011 Maybe his Lordship Wymesy ran out of tissues. Which is ironic how he can't seal the sticky part... is all this licking the reason why the upper class have stiff upper lips ?
StanSP Posted 27 March 2011 Posted 27 March 2011 is all this licking the reason why the upper class have stiff upper lips ? :laugh:
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