Zingari Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Just filling in my 2011 Census questionnaire question 17 this question has been deliberately left blank , go to question 18 . WTF is all that about
Zingari Posted 8 March 2011 Author Posted 8 March 2011 They are messing with your head. i just heard a rumour that it's some secret Welsh plot
Jon the Hat Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 i just heard a rumour that it's some secret Welsh plot Yeah. In Wales the question reads "Do you want to take more tax money from the hard working English while denying then the right to buy up cute little cottages in Wales to use as holiday home while whinging about it."
Babylon Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Just filling in my 2011 Census questionnaire question 17 this question has been deliberately left blank , go to question 18 . WTF is all that about There was probably a question there that got taken out last minute, rather than move all the form about they probably just left it blank.
Jon the Hat Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 There was probably a question there that got taken out last minute, rather than move all the form about they probably just left it blank. That is the worst conspiracy theory I have ever heard.
Jon the Hat Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 The question asks whether you speak Welsh. This is a conspiracy. I don't speak Welsh, and I want the opportunity to say so! I object to paying for anything in Welsh when everyone can read and speak English. Complete waste of money. If the Welsh want their own culture they can pay for it. No one in Cornwall expects me to pay for their Cornish Flags.
Babylon Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 How come I haven't got a questionnaire yet ? You don't exist.
StanSP Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 You don't exist. Always had my doubts about that, actually. Cheers for confirming !
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Just filling in my 2011 Census questionnaire question 17 this question has been deliberately left blank , go to question 18 . WTF is all that about Perhaps its like the old Blankety Blank programme and you have to fill in what you think should go there? Hey hey and they say im thick upstairs for thinking downstairs for wan..... errm i mean dancing
Babylon Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Always had my doubts about that, actually. Cheers for confirming ! Who said that?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Stop complaining. Are you going to deliver them? One for EVERY household. They're not exactly small either and it's not like other people will stop sending post that day to make way for it. The moment we get wind of them in Leicester I'm going sick.
Jackirius Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 The moment we get wind of them in Leicester I'm going sick. Could just go on strike instead?
Finnegan Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 The question asks whether you speak Welsh. This is a conspiracy. I don't speak Welsh, and I want the opportunity to say so! I object to paying for anything in Welsh when everyone can read and speak English. Complete waste of money. If the Welsh want their own culture they can pay for it. No one in Cornwall expects me to pay for their Cornish Flags. 5/10, too obvious. Must try harder.
Hitesh Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 How come I haven't got a questionnaire yet ? Dad's got yours at "Home". Or stay round my flat on my sofa and then you can make it onto my Census! Just filled mine in, not as interesting as I thought it would have been
StanSP Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Dad's got yours at "Home". Or stay round my flat on my sofa and then you can make it onto my Census! Just filled mine in, not as interesting as I thought it would have been Cool. All I want to do is see question 17 in real life. Something not to be missed.
Hitesh Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Cool. All I want to do is see question 17 in real life. Something not to be missed. Pay attention, there is no Q17!
Bugg Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 Q17 reads: we removed this from zingari's census to make him think something dodgy going on. Funny innit? I ticked yes
Zingari Posted 8 March 2011 Author Posted 8 March 2011 Q17 reads: we removed this from zingari's census to make him think something dodgy going on. Funny innit? I ticked yes
Jon the Hat Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 5/10, too obvious. Must try harder. I have no idea what you are talking about.
BoneDog Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 This can mean only one thing. MARTIAL LAWWWWWW. How many questions are there altogether (including 17)? My guess would be 26, 32 ,33, 44, 55, 66, 72, 76, 77 or 81. Maybe 88 or 99 at a push. Ooh, musn't forget 52.
Zingari Posted 8 March 2011 Author Posted 8 March 2011 This can mean only one thing. MARTIAL LAWWWWWW. How many questions are there altogether (including 17)? My guess would be 26, 32 ,33, 44, 55, 66, 72, 76, 77 or 81. Maybe 88 or 99 at a push. Ooh, musn't forget 52. no you're wrong , there are 43 questions , but question 43 is, " there are no more questions " so i suppose there is only 42 questions , but question 17 is left intentionally blank so that makes it 41 but if you add the 14 "H questions" , that makes 55 so in fact you are spot on with one of your predictions what does this mean for mankind empty ?
BoneDog Posted 8 March 2011 Posted 8 March 2011 no you're wrong , there are 43 questions , but question 43 is, " there are no more questions " so i suppose there is only 42 questions , but question 17 is left intentionally blank so that makes it 41 but if you add the 14 "H questions" , that makes 55 so in fact you are spot on with one of your predictions what does this mean for mankind empty ? Tricky one but it always means Martial Law to me. Sometimes Armageddon. Although it could mean anything and I wouldn't be surprised if Seb Coe and the Olympic Committee weren't involved somewhere. Or if it's somehow connected to the fact that paper money will soon be gone forever and we will no longer be able to see or touch our wealth - invisible money all on a microchip that will be far too easy to be tampered with. (buy gold people, preferably in small amounts - DON't SELL IT for Gawds sake!) Whatever it means, no doubt the reasoning behind it will be Satanic and involve a goat.
Benji Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 I've not filled ours out is it a tick box exercise or open questions? If it's closed, don't questionnaires nowadays have questions like this to make sure you're reading and answering the questions properly and not just filling in any box to finish ASAP? Sorry to be sensible.
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