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2011 Census questionnaire

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I've not filled ours out is it a tick box exercise or open questions?

If it's closed, don't questionnaires nowadays have questions like this to make sure you're reading and answering the questions properly and not just filling in any box to finish ASAP?

Sorry to be sensible.

They are box ticking questions ( apart from names and where you work , what you do etc ) but some are quite intrusive

one of the questions is ;

will anyone be staying with you on 27th march ?

how the fook do i know that ?

i might get lucky with the woman at number 38 , i've been trying long enough , but i'm not telling them that

Posted

Isn't it illegal not to answer all the questions? By including an unanswerable question are the government trying to entrap everyone, which in itself illegal. :unsure:

Our government is illegal! :o

THROW THE BOOK AT EM BEAK!

Posted

Isn't it illegal not to answer all the questions? By including an unanswerable question are the government trying to entrap everyone, which in itself illegal. :unsure:

Our government is illegal! :o

THROW THE BOOK AT EM BEAK!

You're right Trav

We could all be breaking the law because we can't see into the future :angry:

Strike a blow for our liberty Trav and when you get these forms in your sack , make a big bonfire out of them !!

Trust me , you'll go down in history for this :thumbup:

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They are box ticking questions ( apart from names and where you work , what you do etc ) but some are quite intrusive

one of the questions is ;

will anyone be staying with you on 27th march ?

how the fook do i know that ?

i might get lucky with the woman at number 38 , i've been trying long enough , but i'm not telling them that

My census says to do only on the 27th March or as soon as possible afterwards. Does this mean I have a different one to everyone else? My question 17 says it has been left intentionally blank. Perhaps the 27th is Armageddon and Epping will be the only place to survive..... :ph34r:

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You're right Trav

We could all be breaking the law because we can't see into the future :angry:

Strike a blow for our liberty Trav and when you get these forms in your sack , make a big bonfire out of them !!

Trust me , you'll go down in history for this :thumbup:

Don't tempt me.

They arrived today - 12 boxes of them. To put this into context, 5 boxes of normal mail would be a heavy day and that's about what we had today before we started on the censuses. Fortunately we have a week to get them all delivered, but although I only took 2 and a half boxes worth (a little over 1/5th (or a day's worth) - I was doing someone else's round as their day off cover, so damned if I was going to do it all for them!) on top of everything else, I still didn't get finished until 3pm, which saounds great until you realise that a) I started at 6.30 and b) I'm part-time (6 hrs a day)

I claimed excess overtime. :thumbup: Whether I'll get it is another matter. <_<

Posted

british posties do a great job :thumbup:

i wish the gov would stop trying to screw it all up for a sell off !!

Posted

My census says to do only on the 27th March or as soon as possible afterwards. Does this mean I have a different one to everyone else? My question 17 says it has been left intentionally blank. Perhaps the 27th is Armageddon and Epping will be the only place to survive..... :ph34r:

flipping heck , i didn't read it properly then , and have already posted it off :unsure:

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flipping heck , i didn't read it properly then , and have already posted it off :unsure:

It's part of their evil plan to separate the dumb (those who can't read) and the clever (those who can read).

Guess what side you're on!

Posted

It's part of their evil plan to separate the dumb (those who can't read) and the clever (those who can read).

Guess what side you're on!

:D

maybe they are looking to separate the robotic masses from those people that show initiative and have a maverick attitude to authority

Posted

This time the census form has been printed in 57 languages and by law, it is required that every resident fills one out.

flippin eck :unsure:

Heinz varieties

Posted

Kinda odd they don't ask about sexual orientation at all. Would've thought they'd have been interested in knowing like...

Posted

Kinda odd they don't ask about sexual orientation at all. Would've thought they'd have been interested in knowing like...

good idea :thumbup:

sexual orientation

please tick any relevant box

heterosexual

homosexual

bi sexual

assexual

hermaphrodite

paedophile

sado-masochist

necrophiliac

zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers, chicken dippers etc please tick this box )

other ( please state)

Posted

good idea :thumbup:

sexual orientation

please tick any relevant box

heterosexual

homosexual

bi sexual

assexual

hermaphrodite

paedophile

sado-masochist

zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers etc please tick this box )

other ( please state)

How can you leave Necrophilia off that list?! You Necrophilliaphobic bastard!

Posted

How can you leave Necrophilia off that list?! You Necrophilliaphobic bastard!

lol

sorry , complete oversight , no offence meant to practitioners

now amended

Posted

good idea :thumbup:

sexual orientation

please tick any relevant box

heterosexual

homosexual

bi sexual

assexual

hermaphrodite

paedophile

sado-masochist

necrophiliac

zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers, chicken dippers etc please tick this box )

other ( please state)

Good point. Would be funny if they just left it an open question, I can only imagine some of the answers our deeply humorous nation could come up with...

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