Zingari Posted 9 March 2011 Author Posted 9 March 2011 I've not filled ours out is it a tick box exercise or open questions? If it's closed, don't questionnaires nowadays have questions like this to make sure you're reading and answering the questions properly and not just filling in any box to finish ASAP? Sorry to be sensible. They are box ticking questions ( apart from names and where you work , what you do etc ) but some are quite intrusive one of the questions is ; will anyone be staying with you on 27th march ? how the fook do i know that ? i might get lucky with the woman at number 38 , i've been trying long enough , but i'm not telling them that
Trav Le Bleu Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 Isn't it illegal not to answer all the questions? By including an unanswerable question are the government trying to entrap everyone, which in itself illegal. Our government is illegal! THROW THE BOOK AT EM BEAK!
Finnegan Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 I have no idea what you are talking about. okay. :fishing:
Zingari Posted 9 March 2011 Author Posted 9 March 2011 Isn't it illegal not to answer all the questions? By including an unanswerable question are the government trying to entrap everyone, which in itself illegal. Our government is illegal! THROW THE BOOK AT EM BEAK! You're right Trav We could all be breaking the law because we can't see into the future Strike a blow for our liberty Trav and when you get these forms in your sack , make a big bonfire out of them !! Trust me , you'll go down in history for this
MikeyT Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 make your own question I like this idea...jus think of the fun you could have.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 They are box ticking questions ( apart from names and where you work , what you do etc ) but some are quite intrusive one of the questions is ; will anyone be staying with you on 27th march ? how the fook do i know that ? i might get lucky with the woman at number 38 , i've been trying long enough , but i'm not telling them that My census says to do only on the 27th March or as soon as possible afterwards. Does this mean I have a different one to everyone else? My question 17 says it has been left intentionally blank. Perhaps the 27th is Armageddon and Epping will be the only place to survive.....
Trav Le Bleu Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 You're right Trav We could all be breaking the law because we can't see into the future Strike a blow for our liberty Trav and when you get these forms in your sack , make a big bonfire out of them !! Trust me , you'll go down in history for this Don't tempt me. They arrived today - 12 boxes of them. To put this into context, 5 boxes of normal mail would be a heavy day and that's about what we had today before we started on the censuses. Fortunately we have a week to get them all delivered, but although I only took 2 and a half boxes worth (a little over 1/5th (or a day's worth) - I was doing someone else's round as their day off cover, so damned if I was going to do it all for them!) on top of everything else, I still didn't get finished until 3pm, which saounds great until you realise that a) I started at 6.30 and b) I'm part-time (6 hrs a day) I claimed excess overtime. Whether I'll get it is another matter. <_<
Zingari Posted 9 March 2011 Author Posted 9 March 2011 british posties do a great job i wish the gov would stop trying to screw it all up for a sell off !!
ozleicester Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 Just applied to become a census questioner ill tell you ALL ABOUT MYSTERIOUS Q 17 later
Zingari Posted 9 March 2011 Author Posted 9 March 2011 My census says to do only on the 27th March or as soon as possible afterwards. Does this mean I have a different one to everyone else? My question 17 says it has been left intentionally blank. Perhaps the 27th is Armageddon and Epping will be the only place to survive..... flipping heck , i didn't read it properly then , and have already posted it off
StanSP Posted 9 March 2011 Posted 9 March 2011 flipping heck , i didn't read it properly then , and have already posted it off It's part of their evil plan to separate the dumb (those who can't read) and the clever (those who can read). Guess what side you're on!
Zingari Posted 9 March 2011 Author Posted 9 March 2011 It's part of their evil plan to separate the dumb (those who can't read) and the clever (those who can read). Guess what side you're on! maybe they are looking to separate the robotic masses from those people that show initiative and have a maverick attitude to authority
Jon the Hat Posted 10 March 2011 Posted 10 March 2011 okay. :fishing: Are you suggesting that a comment about Wales might on occasion be posted just to garner a response from a resident Welsh Firebrand? Shocked.
MikeyT Posted 10 March 2011 Posted 10 March 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSUieqKU3Y&feature=player_embedded#at=61
Zingari Posted 12 March 2011 Author Posted 12 March 2011 This time the census form has been printed in 57 languages and by law, it is required that every resident fills one out. flippin eck Heinz varieties
Wymsey Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 If anyone was officially divorced on 27th March, i bet it'll be awkward for them to answer question 4.
lcfcadam Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 Kinda odd they don't ask about sexual orientation at all. Would've thought they'd have been interested in knowing like...
Zingari Posted 15 March 2011 Author Posted 15 March 2011 Kinda odd they don't ask about sexual orientation at all. Would've thought they'd have been interested in knowing like... good idea sexual orientation please tick any relevant box heterosexual homosexual bi sexual assexual hermaphrodite paedophile sado-masochist necrophiliac zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers, chicken dippers etc please tick this box ) other ( please state)
Unit Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 good idea sexual orientation please tick any relevant box heterosexual homosexual bi sexual assexual hermaphrodite paedophile sado-masochist zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers etc please tick this box ) other ( please state) How can you leave Necrophilia off that list?! You Necrophilliaphobic bastard!
Zingari Posted 15 March 2011 Author Posted 15 March 2011 How can you leave Necrophilia off that list?! You Necrophilliaphobic bastard! sorry , complete oversight , no offence meant to practitioners now amended
lcfcadam Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 good idea sexual orientation please tick any relevant box heterosexual homosexual bi sexual assexual hermaphrodite paedophile sado-masochist necrophiliac zoosadist ( sheep shaggers , horse botherers, dog nobbers, chicken dippers etc please tick this box ) other ( please state) Good point. Would be funny if they just left it an open question, I can only imagine some of the answers our deeply humorous nation could come up with...
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