vandamman Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 I heard the real reason Wayne Brown left was because he revealed on the training ground that he could bench press more than Lloyd Dyer and Dyer went mental cause he didn't have Stringer to back him up.
Alf Bentley Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 This is all a simple misunderstanding. Lloyd has been a sub a lot recently and, what with the anxiety, he's developed a serious doughnut habit. He has ballooned to 140kg and the club are worried about his weight pressing down on the bench - they're concerned the bench might snap during the Pompey match. Don't know how people got hold of the wrong end of the stick.
Guest Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 i doubt dyer can bench that I dare you to say that to his face, he'll bench you into next week!!
the_foxes_till_i_die Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 I dare you to say that to his face, he'll bench you into next week!! Don't think so me ole fruit!
Guest ttfn Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 140kg x 1rep i'd imagine. thats not that much really. I do 120kg x 6reps and could probably do 140kg too. I can't run as fast as him and I can't play football either.... but I can drink like a fish and smoke all I want. every cloud n all that. Well then you're a freak. 140kg is a **** ton.
VampLCFC Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Anyone see him at the end of the Scunthorpe game on Saturday, took his top off, the guy is ****ing huge, it almost looked surreal, he looks so small and skinny, but he's built like a brick shithouse! Got that "V" shape figure, looked a lot bigger than that picture posted above
ScouseFox Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Seem to remember it being said that him and maybe Waggy were the two strongest guys at the club. He is built to **** and has such skinny legs. Weird.
samlcfc Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Anyone see him at the end of the Scunthorpe game on Saturday, took his top off, the guy is ****ing huge, it almost looked surreal, he looks so small and skinny, but he's built like a brick shithouse! Got that "V" shape figure, looked a lot bigger than that picture posted above , i remember in league 1 when he took his top off, he looks proper skinny from his legs, the guys massive
Bugg Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Seem to remember it being said that him and maybe Waggy were the two strongest guys at the club. He is built to **** and has such skinny legs. Weird. Waggy doesn't even do weights much either. I read in the programme the other day.
ScouseFox Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Waghorn can jump highest over a bar from a standing jump aswell. Let's dedicate this thread to pointless facts.
Larry_LCFC Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Would love to see Dyer and Yakubu in an arm wrestle ... they should do it pitchside on sat for comic relief
Haydos Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Trevor Benjamin had a 15 inch cock Trevor Benjamin IS Lloyd Dyer's cock.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Trevor Benjamin had a 15 inch cock Had? Where did it go?
Guest Posted 14 March 2011 Posted 14 March 2011 Had? Where did it go? Cock size is apparently relative to the league position of your team
Bettsj2 Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 Had? Where did it go? Up some birds arse when she screamed, 'GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!' Trevor Benjamin. A true swordsman.
Mee Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 Up some birds arse when she screamed, 'GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!' Trevor Benjamin. A true swordsman. If his cock is 15 inch, then how big is Akinbiyi's? Ooo i would like a munch.
googie Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 If his cock is 15 inch, then how big is Akinbiyi's? Ooo i would like a munch. All this cock talk off you guys is a little worrying.I tink you need to start asking some honest questions about each other.
Narborough_fox Posted 15 March 2011 Posted 15 March 2011 Trevor Benjamin had a 15 inch cock Heskey's is so long he has to strap it to his leg to stop it coming out the bottom from his shorts.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 Trevor Benjamin had a 15 inch cock Width i was told
muzzy1981 Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 I heard when Dion Dublin flops it resembles half an inner tube.....
The Doctor Posted 16 March 2011 Posted 16 March 2011 got to say i'm worried at the direction this thread has taken,
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