davieG Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 honest. I've just received this email all a bit weird really because it was apparently sent by this Davie fellow who has a very similar email address to mine to a Miss Julie West so I'm not sure why it ended up with me but it's got MrsG thinking Just to add davieG is not my real name and I only use that email for football related internet stuff. If anyone would like Miss West's email address........ Ps I hope I've not let some awful virus into my PC. Dear Miss West,I had sent you my original request seeking to serve underyou, and that you had contacted me at my land line: 650 347-6921. So, this is just to let you know that I saw your second ErosGuide Contact information and wanted to contact you again, because I wanted youto know that I'm serious and really want to see you. I have been to other Mistress's in the past but have beeninactive lately, and I would like to resume training again, I like sensualdominance with safe words, but I like my limits tested and pushed,I go to Mr.S's to buy toys and am well stretched. I enjoy the tactile touch of a womens hands as they brushsoftly against my vulnerable skin, and I have strong weakness for women whowear latex or leather catsuits, or uniforms. The visual aspects ofthe scene totally excites me and I enjoy relinquishment of total control please take me, I totally yours. Verbal humiliation and multiple partners are encouraged. ] Sincerly Yours, ~davie
Webbo Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 Verbal humiliation encouraged. If he wants that all he's got to do is say something against Yakubu in the transfer forum.
AoWW Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 Yeah, yeah, sounds like the old 'my friend's got a problem...' excuse. davieG... you kinky bugger!!!
Guest Mee-9 Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 Sure the senders email isn't a certain Manchester United, Welsh footballer?
davieG Posted 9 June 2011 Author Posted 9 June 2011 What does your wife think? She just said shut up you little cretin as she gently stroked by brow whilst tapping her leather whip against her latex covered legs - Oooops!
AoWW Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 What does your wife think? She looks a little busy at the moment. (Just seen davieG's post above... good to see I was right!)
skinnydipper Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 The alternative explanation is that the e-mail reached its intended recipient, who having been caught red-handed by his long suffering wife utilised the facility of a forum in which he is held in high esteeem to plead his innocence, garnish support for his cause and thereby persuade said wife that he is an innocent victim of mistaken identity. Davie G - Would that be Davie Giggs
Guest Bilo Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 No, the safety word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. As always.
MikeyT Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 No, the safety word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. As always. Thank God, i thought it was going to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
AoWW Posted 9 June 2011 Posted 9 June 2011 Thank God, i thought it was going to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Surely that would really ruin the moment?
CKB Posted 10 June 2011 Posted 10 June 2011 Davie i though we had a deal? i said let this be a secret between us forever? Yours Miss West (Chrisuki on the FT forums)
The Doctor Posted 10 June 2011 Posted 10 June 2011 speaking of wrong addresses i have previously received a letter for someone in nottingham, the only thing their address had in common with mine was the house number. I'm blaming trav le bleu.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 June 2011 Posted 10 June 2011 speaking of wrong addresses i have previously received a letter for someone in nottingham, the only thing their address had in common with mine was the house number. I'm blaming trav le bleu. Oi! I've never posted the wrong... no wait, yep, yep - I have. And given you're in Wigston, and I have at one time or another done ever round in Wigston... I HAVE VISITED YOUR HOUSE. Love and kisses, Miss West.
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