MikeyT Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3798931/Forget-planking-its-Batmanning.html (I suppose this could be merged with the Planking thread) CALL us batty — but it looks like the latest twist in the internet craze called "planking" calls for a sudden rush of blood to the head. Instead of simply lying face down in odd places, those taking part in the new version — called "Batmanning" — dangle precariously by their feet. Snaps sweeping the web show enthusiasts practising at home and in locations such as indoor car parks. Planking hit the headlines after a fan fell to his death performing it on a balcony in Brisbane, Australia. The new version is already being slammed as even more perilous. One internet comment reads: "Someone is eventually going to die." Apart from the threat to life and limb we reckon daredevils also risk ending up with a headache. You could call it Batman and throbbin'.
StanSP Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 Damn. I was getting ready to do some leisure diving in Rhodes.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 Planking becoming boring? You're having me on. What could be more enduring than an attention seeking twat lying down somewhere. TELL ME
Salieri Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 Planking becoming boring? You're having me on. What could be more enduring than an attention seeking twat lying down somewhere. TELL ME Well, having an attention seeking twat hanging upside down somewhere. Obviously.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 Well, having an attention seeking twat hanging upside down somewhere. Obviously. That's just stupid though. It's not WAY COOL like lying down. Honestly, young people these days, I cannot believe what they get up to. You'll be telling me Georgie Thompson has been done for drink driving next
Salieri Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 That's just stupid though. It's not WAY COOL like lying down. Honestly, young people these days, I cannot believe what they get up to. You'll be telling me has been done for drink driving next I'm afraid it's true. Forget planking, surely wanking is still the main pastime of the youth of today. It still is was for me anyway.
Rincewind Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 That's just stupid though. It's not WAY COOL like lying down. Honestly, young people these days, I cannot believe what they get up to. You'll be telling me Georgie Thompson has been done for drink driving next Young people have always amazed oldies with the things they get up to I thought young people have plenty of practice lying dow from the stories of parents trying to get them out of bed in the morning.
Charl91 Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 What happened to simply getting laid? Isn't that the same as planking? Or am I doing it wrong
BoneDog Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 What happened to going down the train tracks with a .22 rifle or Webley Tempest and some cans? The world's gone crackers.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 One of my chimates god knows how she did it but she bat manned a door, how she stayed up there and how she didn't fall is beyond me.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 8 September 2011 Posted 8 September 2011 Someone is gonna die doing this. Twats.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 September 2011 Posted 9 September 2011 Someone is gonna die doing this. Twats. Someone died in Australia planking.....fell of a 5th level balcony
General Smuts Posted 9 September 2011 Posted 9 September 2011 Planking is for pussies. I'm into extreme planking 6-7 hours a night. In my bed.
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