So I just emailed the FA asking about potential work experience...

[NeilyBoy]

And their automated response gave me a good chuckle:

Thank you for emailing [email protected]. We appreciate your interest in The FA Group and will endeavour to respond to your query within 14 working days.

If you are emailing to apply for the role of England Manager, please note that we are not accepting applications at this time and your email will not be responded to.

Regards,

The Human Resources Team

[Yojoe36]

Is that for real? That's quality!

[Fox92]

Quality

[21st Century Fox]

Superb

[Saxondale]

That's superb.

Endeavour to respond within 14 days?! Slack bastards.

[HEGGSY]

[Dan]

[Rincewind]

I was going to apply and put it down in my 'looking for work' section on my records card to show at the job centre. Oh well will have to think of something else.

[Ozwin]

Applied for England job - They aren't taking vacancies at the moment - Will try again next week.

I remember the format to that bloody form like it was yesterday.