The Pun Thread.

[Zingari]

The puns are getting a bit corny now.

you've got a very haughty culture young man

[Trav Le Bleu]

you've got a very haughty culture young man

Very inflamatory, in fact one might call it aggro culture.

[Zingari]

Very inflamatory, in fact one might call it aggro culture.

Stop changing the subject , do that again and you’re fookin history !

[Trav Le Bleu]

How very germane of you.

[Zingari]

How very germane of you.

Have a hamburger Trav

[Trav Le Bleu]

I'm munchen on it right now!

[Webbo]

I'm munchen on it right now!

Tres Bonn, Trav, tres Bonn.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I had to have a good borussia ver that pun.

[Zingari]

I fancy a gin and tonic

No fook that, I’m gonna have 2 gin and “2 tonic”

[I am Rod Hull]

I fancy a gin and tonic

No fook that, I’m gonna have 2 gin and “2 tonic”

I`m drinking that too , schnapps...

(I got the 2 tonic thingy, btw )

[Trav Le Bleu]

(I got the 2 tonic thingy, btw )

I'm not bayern that for one minute.

[FoxyPV]

I'm not bayern that for one minute.

I'll lazio get away with that one

[Zingari]

me too , but rather uNapoli

[Trav Le Bleu]

This reminds me when I was at a match acouple of seasons ago and I bumped inter milan.

[Zingari]

I said to him , I’m going up to Liguria today to meet my wife ,

He said “ Genoa ?”

I said “of course I do, we’ve been married 20 years”

I know what you're thinking . What a load of old Bologna!

Edit;

I’m just come to the conclusion that this thread is just a slightly more sophisticated version of the old "word association" thread

[Trav Le Bleu]

I said to him , I’m going up to Liguria today to meet my wife ,

He said “ Genoa ?”

"Yes, she knew knew my sister Maureen quite well."

"So she was a pal er Mo?"

[Zingari]

Well it's off to the Bari go now then

[Saxondale]

I fancy a cake this morning but I'd better not because of all the Cagliaris.

[Zingari]

I fancy a cake this morning but I'd better not because of all the Cagliaris.

Are you trying to aChievo your perfect weight for the summer hols ?

[Trav Le Bleu]

We should Cesena more puns about Italian football teams.

[The Doctor]

Damn it, I needed to make a few phone-calls, but mi land-line isn't working

[I am Rod Hull]

Its a bit latin the day for all this.

[Saxondale]

Are you trying to aChievo your perfect weight for the summer hols ?

Exactly. Maybe I can have just one Pisa cake?

[Zingari]

Exactly. Maybe I can have just one Pisa cake?

............and sweetened with parma violets

[StanSP]

Turin deep trouble now, all of you.