Daggers Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 If things do not improve in the second half may I suggest that all right-minded individuals on this board stock up with tins of corned beef, don a tin hat, grab the gas mask and head down to the nearest shelter. The siren which sounds like "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersoooooon Owwwwwwwwwwwwwt" will be heard around full-time should the ref mark the end of time and we are still behind. You will have thirty to sixty seconds to make sure that you are in a safe place before highly explosive thread titles start to rain down on the forum. These anti-personel threads will take lives, dignity and sap up any humour in front of them. You've been warned. God bless you all, I hope to see you in one piece sometime next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 If things do not improve in the second half may I suggest that all right-minded individuals on this board stock up with tins of corned beef, don a tin hat, grab the gas mask and head down to the nearest shelter. The siren which sounds like "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersoooooon Owwwwwwwwwwwwwt" will be heard around full-time should the ref mark the end of time and we are still behind. You will have thirty to sixty seconds to make sure that you are in a safe place before highly explosive thread titles start to rain down on the forum. These anti-personel threads will take lives, dignity and sap up any humour in front of them. You've been warned. God bless you all, I hope to see you in one piece sometime next week. I thought you didn't believe in god? PS Pearson Out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmayne7 Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 If things do not improve in the second half may I suggest that all right-minded individuals on this board stock up with tins of corned beef, don a tin hat, grab the gas mask and head down to the nearest shelter. The siren which sounds like "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeersoooooon Owwwwwwwwwwwwwt" will be heard around full-time should the ref mark the end of time and we are still behind. You will have thirty to sixty seconds to make sure that you are in a safe place before highly explosive thread titles start to rain down on the forum. These anti-personel threads will take lives, dignity and sap up any humour in front of them. You've been warned. God bless you all, I hope to see you in one piece sometime next week. I've already started boarding my windows and have dug a secret escape route out of my bedroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 25 August 2012 Author Share Posted 25 August 2012 I thought you didn't believe in god? PS Pearson Out Wellens is my God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 Wellens is my God Satanist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I am Rod Hull Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 I`ma ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morris1234 Posted 25 August 2012 Share Posted 25 August 2012 Mis read the title and broke out in song ' EXPRESSS YOURSELFFF' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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