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Really that is the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?

First of all it is supposed to be ridiculous that is the point and as far as jokes go it is pretty harmless and affects nobody but those that decide to do it.

You know what I have seen that is more ridiculous?

People beating people up because of the colour of their skin.

People belittled and marginalised because of their gender.

People dismissing whole swathes of society because of their class or religion.

There are many more ridiculous things in this world, and someone doing something to themselves that has no effect on anyone else should be so derided when we live in a world of phone hacking, police bribery, political corruption being so hated actually is one of them.

Someone pouring milk on themselves really is the very least of our worries, hell it could even be called art, I wouldn't but I'm sure someone could, so get the fvck over it and start getting worked up over things that matter.

Oh sorry I didn't mean it like that at all.

I mean it's the most ridiculous thing I have seen in person, of course I have seen far worse on the news and in papers etc... but walking down a street myself and seeing something, this Milking incident lark is definitely the most ridiculous thing I have seen.

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Oh sorry I didn't mean it like that at all.

I mean it's the most ridiculous thing I have seen in person, of course I have seen far worse on the news and in papers etc... but walking down a street myself and seeing something, this Milking incident lark is definitely the most ridiculous thing I have seen.

But do you not think that is part of the point, like I said the ridiculous is on them, not on you, it's like looking at a Dali painting and saying that is just stupid, clocks don't melt, or an elephant could never support it's weight on those then legs.

We shouldn't ridicule the ridiculous, we should embrace it, seeing someone pouring a litre of milk over themself would truly brighten my day even if it was just to think thank god I'm not that twat covered in milk, but we should embrace anything that is done for no reason we should value it much higher than those that do things purely for financial gain.

Fvck it one day in the next few weeks I might just pour a litre of milk over my head whilst in Leicester, I might do it on the coldest day of the year and wait there until it freezes like some sort of lactating snowman.

Why? Why not!

Posted

Wait, none of of you students are spending all your days sleeping and all of your student loan on alcohol? And you call yourselves students. Disgusting. That's all I did for four years. The youth of today, ey?

Posted

Certainly had to do a lot of weird stuff for society and club initiations at uni, it's the only time I do; get it done and over with. On milking, I wouldn't worry too much, something else just as ridiculous will be on the way, so for now just shrug your shoulders and accept it. Silly stuff happens, it always has done and will continue do so. If you do not like it, ah well it's not like they're pouring it over you. :P

Posted

Certainly had to do a lot of weird stuff for society and club initiations at uni, it's the only time I do; get it done and over with. On milking, I wouldn't worry too much, something else just as ridiculous will be on the way, so for now just shrug your shoulders and accept it. Silly stuff happens, it always has done and will continue do so. If you do not like it, ah well it's not like they're pouring it over you. :P

...yet.

If I do ever meet Kingfox and have a litre of milk to hand, I can't lie, I would probably pour it over his head.

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If I do ever meet Kingfox and have a litre of milk to hand, I can't lie, I would probably pour it over his head.

What if you didn't have a litre of milk with you, and it was a bottle of lucozade, would you squirt it all in my face?

Posted

What if you didn't have a litre of milk with you, and it was a bottle of lucozade, would you squirt it all in my face?

Not lucozade, I love lucozade.

Posted

What if you didn't have a litre of milk with you, and it was a bottle of lucozade, would you squirt it all in my face?

I thought your man love was limited to Leicesterpool but this latest instalment has me questioning that. King of banter.

Posted

Wait, none of of you students are spending all your days sleeping and all of your student loan on alcohol? And you call yourselves students. Disgusting. That's all I did for four years. The youth of today, ey?

I'm not doing the first because I'm a bit of an insomniac - but if there's one thing I do, it's drink. And blow stuff up by mistake. But mostly drink.

Posted

I'll get the port.

:ph34r:

Just got back from Porto, got a lovely bottle of 10 year old Tawny, not going to waste it by pouring it over my head, if I had known of this craze, I might have bought a cheap bottle, but alas no.

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Just got back from Porto, got a lovely bottle of 10 year old Tawny, not going to waste it by pouring it over my head, if I had known of this craze, I might have bought a cheap bottle, but alas no.

But I'm an idiotic student who follows all the latest crazes. Gimme your damn port!!!

Posted

But I'm an idiotic student who follows all the latest crazes. Gimme your damn port!!!

Buy your own, you tax avoiding, soap dodging, future of our country caaaaant!!!!!

Posted

Just got back from Porto, got a lovely bottle of 10 year old Tawny, not going to waste it by pouring it over my head, if I had known of this craze, I might have bought a cheap bottle, but alas no.

Top Humblebragging,

Posted

I thought your man love was limited to Leicesterpool but this latest instalment has me questioning that. King of banter.

You can give me a facial any day young man.

I'll get the port.

:ph34r:

Do it I wouldn't care, tipping Port over yourself sounds quite sexy, bit like tipping it over a woman's body and licking it off.

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