Adster Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Just one bad internet trend after another. Milking: an udderly bizarre student trend First came planking, swiftly followed by Batmanning and owling. Now students are 'milking' – pouring milk over themselves in public places Last week, many students travelled to London to protest against being milked by the government. Back on campus, other students were busy milking themselves. Almost literally. Among the creme de la creme of British youth, an udderly bizarre trend has emerged: . Undergraduates stand in public spaces, open a four-pint bottle of milk and pour its contents over their fully clothed bodies.The trend started in Newcastle, where students have been filmed milking themselves in stations, shopping centres, hotels and roundabouts, and there are reports of the craze in Edinburgh, Oxford, Nottingham and Cirencester. Whey to go, students! This is of course just the latest in a long line of pointless student crazes. The first was planking, which saw the world's youngsters lie face down in unlikely places and post the evidence on Tumblr. Then there was Batmanning, which took planking to a whole new level. Or rather, a whole new angle: instead of lying face down, they hung upside down. Somewhere in this mix came owling – for people more comfortable with squatting than lying. And then out of left field came the cinnamon challenge, where teenagers tried to eat a tablespoon of the spice in 60 seconds, without the help of water. It's harder than it sounds. Still, it's probably more hygienic than milking. "The smell of sour milk is present all over our house," one "milkman" told a tabloid.
The Doctor Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Ok then... This is more absurd than planking, and I never thought I'd say that. I wonder how the vegans take part?
StanSP Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 So bad, it deserves 4 facepalms. and a pancake face.
ozleicester Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Ok then... This is more absurd than planking, and I never thought I'd say that. I wonder how the vegans take part? Soy milk or hopefully they arent that stupid
Guest Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 But all guys of course. Now a young female student with milk pouring over her body ....
AyewJoking Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Students arent as poor as they like to make us think if they can waste so much milk. Imagine how many teas you could make with 4 pints!! Is there a grading system on the brand of milk they use or can it be anything. Also one must take skimmed, semi and full fat into account.
BunkMoreland Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Sometimes I wish I was still young and immature enough to find things like this funny. But I think on balance I prefer life post puberty.
Guest Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Everyone is doing it now. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20508075
absolutelegend Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 is it meant to be funny? i don't get it.
cambridgefox Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 I milked a goat once................. i used to keep Mountain Goats.................then the farmer caught me!
Captain... Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Anyone who doesn't find this funny, probably shouldn't do it, or watch videos about it, just ignore it really. On that note.... ...I'm out. Out of this thread. As in I'm taking my own advice and ignoring it. What I'm saying is this is stupid, just ignore it, it will go away... ...It is harmless really... ...if a little wasteful... ...but lets be honest it could be a lot worse... ...I mean milking, that could be like milking as many different animals, to make like a milk cocktail... ...or like sucking cats teats or something.... ...I mean that would be sick... ...but like I said... ...I'm out.
AKCJ Posted 27 November 2012 Posted 27 November 2012 Students arent as poor as they like to make us think if they can waste so much milk. Imagine how many teas you could make with 4 pints!! Is there a grading system on the brand of milk they use or can it be anything. Also one must take skimmed, semi and full fat into account. 2 pints of milk costs about a quid.
Fox92 Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 Students arent as poor as they like to make us think if they can waste so much milk. Imagine how many teas you could make with 4 pints!! We're not all like that Don't think I've ever seen our flat waste Milk before. Corn Flakes, yes.
ozleicester Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 Anyone who doesn't find this funny, probably shouldn't do it, or watch videos about it, just ignore it really. On that note.... ...I'm out. Out of this thread. As in I'm taking my own advice and ignoring it. What I'm saying is this is stupid, just ignore it, it will go away... ...It is harmless really... ...if a little wasteful... ...but lets be honest it could be a lot worse... ...I mean milking, that could be like milking as many different animals, to make like a milk cocktail... ...or like sucking cats teats or something.... ...I mean that would be sick... ...but like I said... ...I'm out. I bet you come back
Parafox Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 Students are just so funny. No they're not. Lacking self control, generally mindless of others, think the world owes them, arrogant 'cos they're "students", finding being away from mummy and daddy a bit of a lark. Not ALL of them, obviously.
Guest MattP Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 This man would never give his milk away, he had it all.
Mack Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 What a crock of shit. Planking, Milking... If the dicks spilt any one me they'd find out what a plank can really do.
Mack Posted 28 November 2012 Posted 28 November 2012 This man would never give his milk away, he had it all. A few million punches and defeats later! Can you translate?
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