Jace Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 whats a mouth breather? Someone that breathes through their mouth I think, no idea what the 70% and 90% respectively means?
MPH Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 So Man united, are potentialy paying upto 2.5m so that someone can hold Zaha's hand? yes, yes i can see how they became so financially strong....
birdwith2beaksandnofriends Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 I'd love to say I'm lost for words, but I'm a bird, so its all a bit incongruent and confusing.
Jace Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 So Man united, are potentialy paying upto 2.5m so that someone can hold Zaha's hand? yes, yes i can see how they became so financially strong.... Surprising they didn't pick a footballer from Palace too
21st Century Fox Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 United are also offering Jeff a tree house and a pair of jackets embroided with "The Best Friends Gang" on the back, to sweeten the deal.
birdwith2beaksandnofriends Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 United are also offering Jeff a tree house and a pair of jackets embroided with "The Best Friends Gang" on the back, to sweeten the deal. A tree house? You mean like.... a nest?
21st Century Fox Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 A tree house? You mean like.... a nest? Quite similar but less functional. Although I'm sure a few human children have laid a few eggs in them.
Guest MattP Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 lol Brilliant. Surely it would just be cheaper to sign one of his mates on a cleaning job or something?
paulsherwood1 Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 Sir Alex " Wilfred,son, I want you to play for man united, at the theatre of dreams! Title winning, challenge for all cups, European champions elect..... How about it?" Zaha" hmmm. Sounds alright like. Is it far from London? How much will you pay me? " Sir Alex " son, I will give you £250,000 a week. You will be a star!!!'george best wont hold a candle to you! You will have girls falling at your feet. What'd ya say?" Zaha " ok, but on one condition." Sir Alex "name it son, more money? Nay problem" Zaha " no, you need to sign schlupp from Leicdster." Sir Alex "???????????"
Finnegan Posted 7 March 2013 Posted 7 March 2013 Sir Alex " Wilfred,son, I want you to play for man united, at the theatre of dreams! Title winning, challenge for all cups, European champions elect..... How about it?" Zaha" hmmm. Sounds alright like. Is it far from London? How much will you pay me? " Sir Alex " son, I will give you £250,000 a week. You will be a star!!!'george best wont hold a candle to you! You will have girls falling at your feet. What'd ya say?" Zaha " ok, but on one condition." Sir Alex "name it son, more money? Nay problem" Zaha " no, you need to sign schlupp from Leicdster." Sir Alex "???????????" lol !!! Post of the week.
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