Ears

[Webbo]

If you haven't got any olive oil will Bertoli margarine do?

[Wymsey]

Or Sodium Bicarbonate drops.

[The God Emperor]

whatever you do, don't try to clear the blockage with a pencil. I can tell you from experience that the rubber on the end will break off and make things a hell of a lot worse.

[Tielemans63]

Just a quick query my left ear as completely gone deaf this evening, i can't hear anything out of that hear any advice?

 

 

Ask your mate to remove his cock from it.

[MPH]

Definition: (noun) A humorous or droll person; a wit.

 

That's what I meant. (I had always assumed you were female, though!)