Danizen

I think it's crazy that the club pay Mark Zuckerberg shitloads of money to ensure that we're aware we can buy a patchwork jersey jacket with stripes and checked patterns and every shade of blue except the one we actually play in. No wonder the club is financially ****ed!

I could be wrong, I always thought he was quite pragmatic about losing his job. I didn't sense any bad blood.

I don't think it should have been a second yellow. It wasn't reckless or excessive, it would have been a good challenge but Kvaratskhelia managed to quickly position himself behind the ball.

Anyone else relieved Wes Hoolahan didn't break our hearts?

I agree. I remember Wenger was roundly mocked when he suggested this a few years ago.

What's the logic with having the final early (6PM local time) if it's going to be hot enough to warrant drinks breaks?

You don't see many kids wearing them though. That was the legacy of 2016, a lot more kids wanted to be City fans.

This might just be the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of football.

Oh my god, we're beyond parody now. This reminds me of those dodgy, 'I'm the wife of a welder...' shirts they sell to old people on Facebook. You know the ones that promise loyalty and threaten violence?

It's Coutinho all over again except Coutinho was smashing it in the PL.

I swear I've seen that advert where Big Wes lifts the trophy about 30 times over the past week. They've spent so much on this and it just looks like it's blowing up in their faces now they're having to give tickets away.

You could pretty much post this in reply to every single decision the club has made over the past 4-5 years, bar hiring Enzo. This was all so avoidable.

Making a boring AC Milan shirt is hard but fair play, they've pulled it off.

You're telling me Meghan Markle doesn't dance around her kitchen, making funny faces and playing with all the ingredients while cooking, if the cameras aren't there?!

I think we should have taken one more DM. We seem paper thin there, considering there's potentially 8 games and a lot of them will be in sweltering heat. Henderson, Toney and Spence are dreadful picks.