Daggers Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Either catching a glimpse of some lady bumps or at some man tackle (depending on preference)? I'm conscious that women walk by holding the two halves of their top together as if I was subconsciously ogling or there are posters up about me. Even Mrs.DB does it!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Never knowingly been caught. Law of averages says I must have done by now, though. Until someone slaps me for it, or acts shifty around me, I'll assume I've never been caught.
The People's Hero Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some girl at uni (Hi Jess if you're reading) used to catch me all the time, not just looking at her but at other girls. She demonstrated to me how obvious it was by constantly staring at my crotch whilst I spoke to her. As far as I'm concerned, if women are wearing revealing tops then they obviously want me to look and if they are not then... well, they should be.
Daggers Posted 5 September 2006 Author Posted 5 September 2006 She demonstrated to me how obvious it was by constantly staring at my crotch whilst I spoke to her. How does that work? She could've demonstrated it by looking out of the window when talking to you but that doesn't prove anything. Why didn't she demo it by looking at your chest?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some girl at uni (Hi Jess if you're reading) used to catch me all the time, not just looking at her but at other girls. She demonstrated to me how obvious it was by constantly staring at my crotch whilst I spoke to her. As far as I'm concerned, if women are wearing revealing tops then they obviously want me to look and if they are not then... well, they should be. What subject did she do?
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 What subject did she do? Psychology probably.
Bert Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 The other night in Kfc, there was this fit lass, and i was talking to my mate, i said look at the tats on her, and her mum appeared from nowhere as i was pointing out this lovely cleavage.
The People's Hero Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 What subject did she do? English. She's now a teacher in Leicester somewhere.
Daggers Posted 5 September 2006 Author Posted 5 September 2006 her mum appeared from nowhere as i was pointing out this lovely cleavage. B*A*N*G ~ :laugh:
Alexikokopops Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some girl with cracking chebs happened to know one of my mates when we were down the pub. She leant over to speak to him which lead to a good 10 minutes staring, and she was too drunk to notice about 5 of us doing it. It was summed up beautifully when, after she left, one of my mates just went "Where have the boobs gone?" That was enjoyable.
Knighton Matt Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 tats chebs Some beautiful diction on display on this thread. Very commendable. :laugh:
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some girl with cracking chebs happened to know one of my mates when we were down the pub. She leant over to speak to him which lead to a good 10 minutes staring, and she was too drunk to notice about 5 of us doing it. It was summed up beautifully when, after she left, one of my mates just went "Where have the boobs gone?" That was enjoyable. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quality.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some beautiful diction on display on this thread. Very commendable. :laugh: I'd like to take this opportunity to throw mammaries, puppies, chubbas and funbags into the mix
Dellyjo Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 I'd like to take this opportunity to throw mammaries, puppies, chubbas and funbags into the mix Sin cushions is a good one!
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Sin cushions is a good one! Buffers Milk Wagons Hummers. :laugh:
john_lcfc Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 i was busted on the bus today but i agree with tph if girls wear really revealing tops they obviously want the lads to look at them am i right or wrong girls?
The People's Hero Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Topbol locks. Jugs. I love a good pair of tits me.
The People's Hero Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Chumbawumbas Focal Points Double Whammys Irreconcilable Differences Lefty and Righty
Alexikokopops Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Bajungas Seriously though, chebs is the only word you need use.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Bajungas Seriously though, chebs is the only word you need use. Chebs chebs? Chebs chebs, chebs chebs chebs! Chebs! :D
Alexikokopops Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Chebs chebs? Chebs chebs, chebs chebs chebs! Chebs! :D I call one fo my friends "The Chebs". She has exquisite chebs.
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 I call one fo my friends "The Chebs". She has exquisite chebs. Chebs chebs chebs chebs chebs chebs chebs chebs chebs? (Translated: Can I see some photographic evidence of that claim?)
cisono Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 Some girl at uni (Hi Jess if you're reading) used to catch me all the time, not just looking at her but at other girls. She demonstrated to me how obvious it was by constantly staring at my crotch whilst I spoke to her. As far as I'm concerned, if women are wearing revealing tops then they obviously want me to look and if they are not then... well, they should be. Glad she demonstrated that. However, did you do that all the time, even while she was talking to you? I really hate that in guys... a real MINUS
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