General Smuts Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 Now a few of you hip and happening young cats shall be venturing into the scary world of learning and 3 year alcoholism. Who better to ween you in to these strange and wonderous places than the archetypal stereotypical student. See you'll even learn big words along the way too. Now im a dirty tease so i shan't put out and go all the way on the first date here kiddies, no you'll have to make do with some pseudo erotic dry humping before making your way to a sloppy blowjob and a cuddle. So to wisen y'all with my nuggets of information i've devised a nugget based ranking system. Lvl 1. Chicken Nuggets - a tasty little morsel that makes you hungry for more (Food) Lvl 2. Crunchie Nuggets - sweet chocolatey nuggety goodness (Treats) Lvl 3. Golden Nuggets - theres gold in them there hills (Alcohol - yeah i don't know how that's linked either) Lvl 4. Usain Bolt's Pre-Race Super Nuggets - speedy go faster stripes (Drugs) Each day you will reap the benefits of a wisened old surviving student dropping his worldly pearls of knowledge on yo bitch asses. Lesson 1 - The Chicken Nugget. To get your 5 a day drink a lemonade, have a pint of cider with a bag of nuts (they count as fruit too) with a packet of ketchup and finish off the day stopping yourself throwing up by filling your mouth with an apple from a conveniently placed appletree/orchard on the route home. Enjoy your formative years my young padawans. And don't study too hard.
Uncle Albert Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 Now a few of you hip and happening young cats shall be venturing into the scary world of learning and 3 year alcoholism. Who better to ween you in to these strange and wonderous places than the archetypal stereotypical student. See you'll even learn big words along the way too.Now im a dirty tease so i shan't put out and go all the way on the first date here kiddies, no you'll have to make do with some pseudo erotic dry humping before making your way to a sloppy blowjob and a cuddle. So to wisen y'all with my nuggets of information i've devised a nugget based ranking system. Lvl 1. Chicken Nuggets - a tasty little morsel that makes you hungry for more (Food) Lvl 2. Crunchie Nuggets - sweet chocolatey nuggety goodness (Treats) Lvl 3. Golden Nuggets - theres gold in them there hills (Alcohol - yeah i don't know how that's linked either) Lvl 4. Usain Bolt's Pre-Race Super Nuggets - speedy go faster stripes (Drugs) Each day you will reap the benefits of a wisened old surviving student dropping his worldly pearls of knowledge on yo bitch asses. Lesson 1 - The Chicken Nugget. To get your 5 a day drink a lemonade, have a pint of cider with a bag of nuts (they count as fruit too) with a packet of ketchup and finish off the day stopping yourself throwing up by filling your mouth with an apple from a conveniently placed appletree/orchard on the route home. Enjoy your formative years my young padawans. And don't study too hard.
act smiley Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 Tip - always eat a decent-size lunch, to prepare for going straight out without having to faff about stopping for food, or doing what I ended up doing once and going straight out while rather hungry. Didn't do my liver much good, that night.
General Smuts Posted 1 September 2008 Author Posted 1 September 2008 6 year for me It'll be 4 for me. Tip 2 - Golden Nugget - In your 2nd/3rd Year find a house across the road from a pub. Fun times.
Flynny Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 It'll be 4 for me.Tip 2 - Golden Nugget - In your 2nd/3rd Year find a house across the road from a pub. Fun times. Genius. I've got 4 years of this to come, the 3rd of which may or may not be in the states.
General Smuts Posted 1 September 2008 Author Posted 1 September 2008 Tip 3 - Golden Nuggets - Be prepared to drink Glens Vodka with Tesco's Own Red Bull BEFORE you go out. In copious amounts. Keeps you alert and pissed. Also as a teaching aid, if anyone would like to hear my story about the time i drank half a bottle of Tequila before i went out and ended the night being thrown off a stretcher by ambulance workers whilst i had an oxygen mask on, i could be persuaded to base a lesson around it.
Flynny Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 I'd love to hear that story, mostly because I'm sat at the computer at midnight procrastinating. Also Glen's isn't quite as cheap as Tesco/Asda's own brand (same stuff I think).
Daggers Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 6 year for me Aha - but as a Med student you have to do the extra years of alcohol abuse in order to cover your respective city in dead people dressed up in humorous disguises and left on buses.
LeeCovFox Posted 1 September 2008 Posted 1 September 2008 My God I can't wait to go back now! Less than 3 weeks to go. I keep telling myself it is uni life I am missing, not Coventry.
Katy Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 What about the old timers returning to University for the 2nd time Mr Expertio?
General Smuts Posted 2 September 2008 Author Posted 2 September 2008 What about the old timers returning to University for the 2nd time Mr Expertio? Take heed of all my normal peoples advice but tut at it and make a tsk sound with your teeth. Then do it anyway.
Katy Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 Take heed of all my normal peoples advice but tut at it and make a tsk sound with your teeth. Then do it anyway. Haha I could drink all you little upstarts under the table and still be up at 7 the next day to make breakfast
James. Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 Haha I could drink all you little upstarts under the table and still be up at 7 the next day to make breakfast So you wouldn't still be awake drinking?
General Smuts Posted 2 September 2008 Author Posted 2 September 2008 Haha I could drink all you little upstarts under the table and still be up at 7 the next day to make breakfast Don't see many 10/10 ratings in the post match drinks threads in 'Foxestalk FC'
Katy Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 So you wouldn't still be awake drinking? I said up I didn't say up from being asleep Don't see many 10/10 ratings in the post match drinks threads in 'Foxestalk FC' Tis because I nearly always have to drive, the Walkabout Bank holiday sunday would tell you all you need to know Plus in fresher week I'm staying in Lincoln so wind me up and watch me go :beer:
General Smuts Posted 2 September 2008 Author Posted 2 September 2008 Tis because I nearly always have to drive, the Walkabout Bank holiday sunday would tell you all you need to know Plus in fresher week I'm staying in Lincoln so wind me up and watch me go :beer: Dissapointed that ill be working most of freshers fortnight. Ill get in 6 or 7 nights though. Fridee to Sundee both weeks. Where there's a bar there's a student and whatnot.
Alexikokopops Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 If you want a cheap way of getting drunk then buy a dirty bottle of Tesco vodka, stick a few Foxes Glacier Mints in there, leave it for a day and hey presto, you have vodka that is dirt cheap but you can actually drink straight all night long without feeling like your mouth is eroding
General Smuts Posted 2 September 2008 Author Posted 2 September 2008 If you want a cheap way of getting drunk then buy a dirty bottle of Tesco vodka, stick a few Foxes Glacier Mints in there, leave it for a day and hey presto, you have vodka that is dirt cheap but you can actually drink straight all night long without feeling like your mouth is eroding This works exquisitley well will Skittles too. You do have to filter them out though so its more effort. Tip 4: Golden Nugget - Buckets of alcohol at a flat/house party are always cool. Most popular bucket is the fish bowl. 2x 1l bottles of Smirnoff Ice, Blue WKD and Orange Bacardi Breezer, 1x Straw. Drink. My favourite however is 2x bottles of Disarno. 1l Lemonade. Half a bottle of Bitter Lemon (or until taste is acquired). Drink until the room spins.
Katy Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 Vodka tips duly noted boyz. Refreshers vodka also
cisono Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 I keep telling myself it is uni life I am missing, not Coventry. Is it working?
Teeno Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 I would love the uni life, but don't know how the hell I would live without a full time wage. How the hell do students manage to p**s it up all week, go to footy, eat etc earning next to nothing. Hats off to you!
Alexikokopops Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 I would love the uni life, but don't know how the hell I would live without a full time wage.How the hell do students manage to p**s it up all week, go to footy, eat etc earning next to nothing. Hats off to you! Three words Teeno me lad: Interest free overdrafts.
Teeno Posted 2 September 2008 Posted 2 September 2008 Three words Teeno me lad:Interest free overdrafts. good point Alex, alright for some. Will be years before I can get anything on credit
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