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Maybe but when dealing with Rudkin all he has to do is name his price and he’ll get it. He could be in talks with Fulham and you can guarantee we’d be offering more money under these muppets.

And what a glorious job he did of it too… finishing in the playoffs as a relegated Premier League side, just behind a recently promoted League One side.

I’m keen to get someone in and reshaping the squad, too… but the combination of Martinball, with Glover’s keen eye for talent that’s currently employed by Southampton, and Rudkin’s inability to negotiate effectively or operate a fax machine, this summer is just a bin fire of red flags… and that’s before we sell our saleable assets to be able to commence the badly needed overhaul. I’m ****ing dreading it. Also, we smashed his Southampton side twice in the Championship… and that was the good part of his career. His time at Rangers. His time in the Premier League. His teams’ defensive records - just look at the mess we’ve been in defensively, and this guy is the answer?! That’s ****ing slanderous. Mr Bean brushed his teeth on the way to the dentist while driving his car. He got undressed on the beach without being seen. He brought a man back to life with a lamppost and some jump leads. He has street smarts and an ability to multitask in unexpected ways. Socially inept maybe, but a genius in his own right. He also knew what his budget was for his birthday lunch at the fancy restaurant and didn’t spend more than he could afford. The club would do well to learn from Mr Bean. Oh Josh, you’ve done yourself no favours there. We were slow and passive. They were even worse.

And once again, the age old question… why has it even taken this long? They’ve had a rage on for him and his wank brand of football for years. He was out of a job. We were relegated in late April. Why the **** is this happening in early June? Jesus Christ.

I can see the angle the KP lot will trot out… going for someone with Championship, PL & SPL experience we’re showing our ambition, etc. Absolutely curtains.

Never underestimate the power of Jon when it comes to cocking things right up. The man once lost a battle with a fax machine and it cost us six months of Adrien Silva.

Some of those ***** are being kept at the club against OUR wishes.

Good news, Karl Robinson just became available. He’s finished fourth and eight in League Two at Salford so he’s potentially an upgrade on our last few duds.

Bad news lads, Iraola is off to Liverpool. The available talent is dwindling before our very eyes.

The folks who masterminded three relegations in four years… therein lies the problem. If they genuinely believe Martin is the answer, they’ve been asking the wrong questions.

Username checks out.

Looks like Notts County are out of the running for a pre-season friendly. Currently 3-0 up in their playoff final and looking bound for League One with us.

You sure about that? Rudders and our recruitment team will probably be watching the World Cup to see if there’s anyone of interest to us, then spend the rest of July and August trying to get hold of this bloke called Messi, he did alright for the Argies in the group stages… Let’s also keep in mind that Graham Potter will be at the World Cup with Sweden, too…

He can probably just rustle up a disguise as his alter ego Rhonda Egghurt. He must know his way around a disguise.

Can we not overlook the human element here for a second? You truly have to feel for the young lad who actually did the spying. Poor sod will end up working here soon, now Rudders and co have heard of him.

Local Rivals Northampton Town are more organized than us.

I’ve always assumed the “season” in this context ends June 30 to align with the financial years etc. hence the mad dash to flog players before the end of the month, new signings from July 1 onwards etc.

Think about how much absolute crap we signed on Europa money. Imagine how much more money we could’ve spent signing crap on Champions League money. This lot got high on the Europa money and spent more looking for the next big hit. They’d have done the same with the CL money, I’m sure of it. Basically addicts. We’d probably be in even more shit now than we already are. Also, never trade a trophy. You can keep your money, I want our name on the trophy.

You caught me, it was a hallucination. Sometimes my model misinterprets data and states things as facts that are actually incorrect. Would you like me to help you with something else today?

Gotta save money to cover the cost of AI powered crisp bags or whatever stupid shit these bloated conglomerates are spending their cash on these days. Every bag is going to have a Gary chatbot on the front that you can talk to while you eat your bag of crisps. But you can’t merely buy a bag of crisps any more, you have to subscribe to your bag of crisps on the monthly.

I’m beginning to suspect it’s not happening in May at this point.

Need to get back to our roots and have a local company sponsor us. There’s a little club/bar in the Sam Sen Nai district of Bangkok called T-Ded 99. It’s the kind of place all the local cab drivers know, but could do with some exposure on the international level. Probably couldn’t have it on the academy shirts, mind, but that’s nothing new. Dodgy as ****.

“Glover has unearthed another proper gem, the fat bloke with a limp on the left wing! Back the lad!”

Getting a dedicated line of merch to celebrate something he did probably didn’t help.

Incredibly, yes. Their offices are registered at: Britannia Road, Southampton, Hampshire, SO14 5FP