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Did she become your girlfriend before or after you got soaked?

It's a bit loose, it's not giving him the thrill it once did.

They're sneaky, you see, these poisoners.

:laugh: Absolutely bonkers!!

If they were my toes, I'd permit the use of the tongue. It tickles.

You'd be doing him a favour, I'm sure. He's terribly homophobic, though, so no tongue.

They're a fungus. A mate of mine has fungal matter growing between his toes... would you like to eat out my friend's toes? Didn't think so.

! Did you give up on OpenOffice, or do you require the 'real deal' for a given purpose?

There's a guy at work... and his spelling and grammar is so tremendously poor, it baffles the spellcheck into submission. The other day, he intended to write that something had been a surprise and his attempt at spelling that word was so poor, Word's spellcheck facility decided he was actually trying to say supervise. Needless to say, this was in an email sent to seven or eight people, who all had a good laugh at his stupidity. The same guy is infamous at work for sending a text message to a colleague while he was off ill... it said he was getting better, but was still cofing. I'm surprised his T9-enabled mobile let him get away with that.

Spectacular fail.

Are you still here? Just curious, like.

10 days sounds like two years worth of sun quota in one spell. That can't be good.

The size of this thread is beginning to grind my gears. Two hundred and thirty pages of this already! Enough with the grinding, it's making my ears bleed! Can't we all just get along? If only we could relocate them...

Had a guy threaten to kill everyone, and then threatened to hunt down all our local employees and so something (he wouldn't tell me what) to them. I assume he wasn't going to buy us all drinks, judging by the way he waved his cane around. He wasn't old, either. That was a little unnerving it must be said.

Wednesday night was a colleague's last day. Worked late, supposed to work Thursday morning, so I said I'd go along for a quick drink. Four drinks laters, I'm on my way home, got two hours of sleep and spent all of today feeling like shite. Whoops.

No, I was scheduled off Mon/Tue/Wed anyway. That's luck, for a change.

The common cold. Haven't had a simple cold in years, I've been hooked on the tougher stuff... strep throat and bronchitis. This cold is shit. At least I'm off work for a few days to recover.

Mick McCarthy. Steve Carell (from The Office - US)

Day off today. Long weekend just gone, so many problems. Sent senior management a big email about one of the problems yesterday, now I'm spending today wondering if they'll respond or brush it under the carpet. If the latter, they're going to have trouble on their hands if things repeat next weekend.

Not so hot. Delayed three hours at Heathrow (aircraft went mechanical). Missed my connection in Newark. Reprotected onto a (much) later flight (giving me a lovely six hour connect in Newark). That flight is also now delayed due to the inevitable traffic flow restrictions in the New York area. I was supposed to be home from England for around 5pm. I'll be getting in well beyond 11pm. I work tomorrow at 5am. Ace.

Spent most of my weekend at work doing the work of someone superior in a completely separate division. Work which I have no knowledge of, have never completed before, and am usually in no way responsible for directly. I co-ordinate their work with the providers who... provide... but I've never had to make an order and place it before. Worse, I had to change their monthly schedule because it was totally, completely and utterly wrong in every sense. It was shocking to think that it was revised six days ago, and still did not match up to the schedule which has been in the system now for about four or five months! :laugh:

Butter my arse. Highly productive morning... I bought milk. I had run out. Go me.

Gary Numan - Music for Chameleons.

Oooooooh Eastenders! Please, fill me in, I just can't live not knowing what happened to some slag who knobbed a ginger. Yeah, that's right, I said the g word.