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Sorry lads, that was my fault. Just tuned in.

We’ll Walk Your Dog.

I still maintain it begins when we backed Rodgers in the summer before 21/22. All those signings. None of the outgoings as usual to balance the books. It was a massive punt. After having been backed, Rodgers then turned around and bitched about the quality of the players at his disposal when Forest dumped us out of the cup. To turn around and complain about your lot then was a true marker that accountability had left the building. Rodgers would happily take the plaudits for the FA Cup win, absolutely will not accept the role he played in the subsequent slide in standards - standards that he himself bitched about, all the while continuing to select absolute passengers week in week out. We gave him too much, and everything fell apart after that.

Vestergaard’s dog.

I take issue with the ranking for “errors leading to shots” and “errors leading to goals”. We’re clearly ranked #1 in those categories. Give us some credit!

Well before we give the late window signings as the advantage for Gaz… keep in mind they weren’t signed under him or for him, so it’s not like it was much of an advantage. One of them was Richards, filling our favourite absent forward role. The other was Strollin’ Joe Aribo to fill the massively overpaid-underutilized position vacated by Soumare. We also brought Mukasa who has been used and Jamaal who might finally be fit two months later. The winter window isn’t much of an advantage.

Might as well forfeit at this point… three 3-0s might end up being a better result than the shit we’ll serve up over the next three matches if we actually “play”.

The EFL should show some mercy next season and make us play our games behind closed doors. Save the fans from this utter shit.

Inching ever closer to being more than six points adrift so we can’t blame the points deduction for relegation. Fair play to the lads, they’re doing it of their own accord rather than letting the administrators have the last word.

Gaz there spotted drawing cocks in his little notebook. I think he’s planning changes.

Fatawoeful corner again.

The urgency comes with Ayew, subbed on in the last six minutes. Obviously.

Not going to happen. We never play two up top.

Remember back in about 2003, Luton Town did the whole Manager Idol thing. That.

He was, we just couldn’t afford him because some gimps spaffed the transfer budget - and then some - on a bunch of barely benchwarming nobodies on silly salaries and didn’t think to countenance the possibility that bloating the squad in the hopes of Champions League football was maybe a tad risky. Had we not gambled so spectacularly in the summer of 21/22, we probably could’ve afforded to keep Lookman on for 22/23 and beyond.

Kristiansen anticipated this day of reckoning and pulled out months ago.

If Winks’ contract isn’t up in June I could see us being stuck with him next season. Can’t pay him off. Can’t see anyone paying to take him away. Don’t see him taking a pay cut to leave. Winks alone probably blows our entire playing budget in League One. We will need a genuine fire sale - the kind we should’ve had in June 2023. We’ll end up selling Monga (United) and sending Souttar and Kristiansen out on loan. The rest will probably still be here with the odd few leaving for a pittance.

She’s already penned a few singles with him in mind. I Knew You Were Trouble (this was obvious to us before his recent promotion) Blank Space (a succinct description of his cranial cavity) We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (for when we finally bin him)

In fairness our free kick routine resulted in a goal, so that’s something.

Well there’s one useless bunch of tossers in the 92 that we could have a shot against. Ourselves. Although we’d probably manage to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory.

It was… her assistant.

Did he also not at one point employ Dennis Wise as part of the footballing brain at Newcastle?

76 years. Doctor Leicester, healing sick football clubs at the King Power Surgery since 2022.

3 points adrift. The players really are doing everything they can to make sure it’s not the deduction that relegates us.

Six generously supplied minutes to give us a sporting chance of rescuing a discreditable draw at home against a team on the beach.