Danizen

It's sad to see Ronaldo. There's signs of plastic surgery, hair transplant, make up and excessive grooming suggests he's desperately clinging on to youth and not accepting that it's over. When he plays, it's like the football equivalent of all of the above. He needs to retire.

I'm loving the sweeping drone cam.

Less than a decade ago, we played Atletico Madrid for a place in the Champions League semi final, now were going to play Fulham's reserves for group stage points to go ahead of Stevenage. It's quite funny when you get over the depression of it all.

What's Keith Vaz up to these da- actually, I probably shouldn't ask...

I went there for a bit at the weekend. The screen was too small for the venue (or they should have had another one on the other side), the beers were expensive and watered down and weirdly, they seemed to have 11-12 year old girls collecting glasses until midnight, unsupervised.

That must be the first time a Leicester player has cleared the first man from a corner in about 3 years.

Mr Bump looking useless twat

Ayew looks a lot fitter than he did 2 months ago...

This ref is like a young, ripped Egyptian version of Mike Dean.

People talking about hindsight is laughable. There's been so many decisions this club has made over the past 5-6 years where the the majority of the fans were screaming that it's a bad idea. Promoting Danny Ward, not cutting Rodgers loose before the world cup, flip flopping between managerial philosophies, Vestergaard's new contract, Cooper, Rudkin's promotion, filling the squad with old crocks (mostly from Southampton). Almost all of these were unpopular decisions and none of them were very well received and the fans were proven right every time. On a positive note, the law of averages suggests that we're due to be wrong about one so maybe Martin will be a success...

One of those products has Aaron Ramsey as the model which means his ratio of photoshoots to matches must be about 50/50.

They leave out the fact their fans were arrogant as ****, that season and we were far from the only ones taking the piss when they fell apart.

It turns out Livakovic is every bit as good as he is on FM!

**** sake shall we just all do away with pitches, players, managers competitions and just settle it all in court? Sad bastards.

"...and that is Jayvon Peculiar Brixon of the New Jersey Hotdogs, in the crowd." Who gives a ****?

I know I'm not exactly breaking new ground here but why are all of America's stadiums so ****ing goofy?

Are Saudi Arabia shite? Maybe they could sneak a result. I doubt they will care though. This would be akin to winning the tournament for them.

El Hagridé

This has got to be one of the biggest shocks in World Cup history.

They're definitely going to very quietly announce this during the England game on Wednesday.

I don't know what was better, the pass or the finish. Class goal.

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/mens-retained-list-published-for-2026 A sneak peak at our summer signings.

I think, to stop all this immaturity, we should only refer to him by his nickname - Stoke.

So was I and I was really leaning into my fictional speech impediment.

God I hope the ball gets absolutely launched at the ****s sat at those tables next the corner flag, eating food.