Danizen

It's Coutinho all over again except Coutinho was smashing it in the PL.

I swear I've seen that advert where Big Wes lifts the trophy about 30 times over the past week. They've spent so much on this and it just looks like it's blowing up in their faces now they're having to give tickets away.

You could pretty much post this in reply to every single decision the club has made over the past 4-5 years, bar hiring Enzo. This was all so avoidable.

Making a boring AC Milan shirt is hard but fair play, they've pulled it off.

You're telling me Meghan Markle doesn't dance around her kitchen, making funny faces and playing with all the ingredients while cooking, if the cameras aren't there?!

I think we should have taken one more DM. We seem paper thin there, considering there's potentially 8 games and a lot of them will be in sweltering heat. Henderson, Toney and Spence are dreadful picks.

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I agree, there's nothing wrong with a 1-0 win. If anyone should know the importance of getting over the line by any means necessary, it's us. I loved the way Spurs fans collectively lost their minds during our run of 1-0 wins.

The club finally decided to do the right thing...

I feel like even with MI6 gathering the intel and Guardiola implementing it, our players will still stink the place out.

I'm so glad he's...err...coming.

If you've got Sky TV, you can get HBO max for free. That's how I'm watching it.

Can't wait to see him absolutely blowing after 50 minutes but still coming up with a winner.

Good. Fvck Man City. Arsenal are annoying but definitely the lesser of two evils.

I didn't expect them to have the bollocks to do this, if I'm honest. Adding the points deduction is a clever move because when Southampton inevitably appeal, they can just reduce/remove the points deduction, leaving the main punishment in place.

And the worst of it is, Emery would have come here if we'd sacked Rodgers when we should have.

Has Rudkin been promoted yet?

Gutted for you. That Bolton game was class

I missed Wood's debut against Huddersfield because I was deathly ill. On a similar note, 2015/16 we were amazing on the road...the only away game I went to was Hull, in the cup, featuring the obligatory penalty miss from Mahrez.

I've loved Leicester's pin stripe kits over the years. Whoever designs our kits seems to have the remit to put one feature in that ruins the whole shirt so even if we got pin stripes (which are pretty hard to fvck up), we'd probably end up with the stripes set at an 86° angle or some shit.

I've just seen the text exchange. Absolutely sickening. He says he likes small girls and has never been with a 15 year old. Then he asks if she'd do 'grown up things'

I've got to disagree with Fofana. As good as he was (that one season), there were still too many moments where his lack of experience shone through. If he hadn't had his injuries, he might have got there but I don't think he's ever been world class.

I'd love someone to spy on us. It'd just be pictures of Winks checking Waze, Vestergaard walking his dog and Choudhury being introduced to a football.

Surely Man City or Real Madrid will be picking up the phone any day for this obvious superstar.

I didn't watch this but I loaded the LiveScore App like, 'Villa , Villa , Villa ...yes!'