Danizen

Did you nick that from above Martin's fireplace?

That's how any half competent owners would play the situation...

Exactly. Not someone playing a style suited to the players he thinks he might have in three years.

I'd agree with that if they changed the 9 for a 3 and the 10 for a 4. And the 'not moved 18 yards' to 'shit the bed'.

100%. I thought the same in the ground but I thought I might be being biased because he's so f***ing old but I watched it back and yeah. He barely moves.

Those priority points are going to pay dividends next time we're in the quarter final of the Champions League...

I mean we saw loads of quality high pressing today, to be fair and it was all thanks to Russell Martin...

We played better after he was sent off which is normally due to the team with 10 men picking up the slack, and the team with 11 taking their foot off the gas but I firmly believe it was just the absence of this dosser.

Happy 'No one told me I have to download my ticket beforehand and I don't know how to do it so I've waited until I was at the turnstile to find out' Day to all those who celebrate it.

I'm shocked there's at least two pictures of him wearing a Leicester kit.

I've stopped aiming the AC squarely at my balls so that's the first step but I'm not there yet.

There was quite a bit of fighting in the stands during Pearson's last season and Martin seems even more divisive so it's not out of the question.

So you want us to stick rigidly to playing possession football while acknowledging we don't have suitable players for it? We should just plough on regardless and see how that goes? Do you remember what happened with Paulo Sousa?

The sooner he's gone the better. The fans will never take to him and every time our defenders get mugged after pissing about at the back (which has happened a lot of times already) is another nail in his coffin because we all know he's told them to do that.

'Match winner elect'? **** me!

I didn't like him when we were linked with him every 6 months, I didn't like him when he was absolutely dogshit for Rangers, I didn't like him when we appointed him, I didn't trust him despite him saying all the right things during preseason, I ****ing hate him now I've seen our CBs get mugged about 7 times in 150 minutes of football. We're actually a parody of the style of football he and Top idolises. Get this p***k out!

Need a tifo next week that says, 'WE DON'T HAVE THE PLAYERS TO PLAY THIS WAY. BRUSH YOUR £200 CURTAINS OUT OF YOUR EYES AND TAKE NOTICE!'

What is it called when your CBs do the opposite of beating the press? We need a word for it because it's going to happen every week.

An honourable mention for GTF. There's something so satisfying about seeing a guy that size dance around like he's Messi.

We're actually catching up with Watford.

The Godfather 1&2

The Haircut You Can Set Your Watch By Vs. The Haircut You See On Top Of The Pops 90s.

It makes sense why they wanted Argentina to win the tournament now. They knew UEFA would kick off and threaten a boycott. That would have carried less weight if the previous two winners came from outside Europe.

It looks like it was posted by somebody else and Polanski was tagged in it. It's still stupid though. I'm a nobody and I don't allow people to just tag me in things without reviewing it first. Farage will milk this as it's another distraction from his own problems.