Danizen

I think this is the worst take on this forum since that guy suggested Sir Alex should manage England via Skype.

Did you see that ludicrous display, last night?

Anyone else spot the ball boy throwing his arms up because his cone went flying? Read the room, mate

Still on for 40 points...

I'm going to assume nothing has been lost in translation and immediately become a Turkish miner.

I know we have limited options, at least until James is fit. I'm not going to pretend to be happy about it though just because the penny's dropped that no serious club is interested in him. He's a rat with a terrible attitude and if we're still in a relegation battle in the last few games, he'll fold almost instantly.

Fvck his redemption arc and fvck him. It still pisses me off that he's involved.

Never fall for a loan player. Never fall for a loan player. Never fall for a loan player. Never fall for a loan player. Fvck!

On this day, nine years ago Paddy Power took the absolute piss out of all the pearl clutchers, up and down the country... Oh and we also sacked Ranieri...

I know why you're excited about this, I just can't prove it...

GK:Competition Winner LB:A literal psychological experiment on the fans CB:The New signing that hasn't been corrupted yet CB:Great New Hope/Absolute shit (delete as applicable) RBDust for ligaments CM:Hates the club CM:Another new signing LW:Good for two games of the season CAMGonna get sent off RW:Good for eight games of the season ST:The Zambian Messi.

Regardless of whether we deserve it or the mismanagement that caused it, I hope we fight it and embarrass them again. It's maddening that us, Everton. Sheffield United and Forest are seen as easy targets whereas Man City can delay and deny until it's just accepted they will get a token fine and a suspended points deduction.

Does anyone else associate these brass panels/sheets with mediocrity, mismanagement and depressing football? Anyway, welcome Gary.

A slap in the face is better than a punch in the bollocks, it doesn't mean I'd welcome it. How are we at the point where we're looking at Mike ****ing Ashley and thinking he'd be a good owner?

You can get us at 4/1 for the Boro match, next week. It's probably wishful thinking but a bit of new manager bounce, them looking bad last night and as bad as we are, we can squeak the odd result. Anyone fancy losing £20?

Regarding Belvoir Drive, I've always wondered how concrete these covenants are (I believe Stamford Bridge is also bound by one). At what point does the country's chronic housing shortage supercede a 50 year old agreement with the YMCA?

Does that mean he was lapping 7 seconds slower than everyone else?

Winks, Soumare Faes and so many others will have great-great-great grandchildren still spending our TV money.

Stevie Bute sounds like the sort of cvnt who can't pick what to have for breakfast without running it by some nefarious, wasteful data centre in California.

In the same way that some of the fanbase couldn't get over the Forest connection with Steve Cooper, would he suffer the same fate with the 9-0?

I wouldn't bet on it.

This ****ing club, I swear...

Southampton must be as pissed off with their results against us as we are with our transfers from them!

It's a huge outlier to watch Vestergaard run and think, 'three more years of that, please'.

When in Rome...