few weeks back went shopping and had a Costa which i drank too quickly.
daughter wanted to go to the Range to look at the Christmas decorations,
whilst in the Range i was desperate for some relief so went to the customer toilets,
15 seconds into porcelain melting paradise and the fire alarm goes off,
I think to myself, oh well this is how i die, finish the job, casually walk out into an empty store and stroll out into the car park where about 100 customers are all standing impatiently, waiting to go back inside.
(No my antics didnt set the alarm off, someone burned toast in the cafe)