AyewJoking

tbf never thought id see the day where we have adidas trefoil and running fox on the same shirt. also the gold isnt even that bad apart from the fact its associated with those clowns. the sponsor looks crap and is a dodgy company but least we have the option to go without. think i'll wait about a year from now when its on sale

anyone brave(stupid) enough to wear the spezials and the shirt at the same time? theres nothing wrong with either, but you know someone is perhaps trying too hard if they wear both.

Total guess but I think he would have signed for Sheffield Wednesday but us getting relegated to the same league has put a spanner in the works. Now don't think he signs for either us or Wednesday

Do the business at the other end and haaland becomes as dangerous as a garlic bread fart.

Spain are boring as ****, gotta be their weakest/least glamorous team for a while. Just about boring enough to grind out a winning tournament though..........

Enzo had just taken us straight back up. It was a no brainer for Khunt/sniffer to sanction this deal . Complete guess but surely the only reason Enzo bought KDH was to someway make up for ****ing us with Vesty and pissing off to Chelsea

Yeah, OK

How severe can the weather be if the delay is just 1 hour? Maybe hoping for the best and not wanting to cause a mass walk out by delaying for any longer than the hour??

Do the pubs stay open an extra hour?

The club have succeeded in making a shirt I like but failed in making me like it enough to pay £70. Since all they care about is money I guess this means they have failed? But I'm only one person and there will be many thousands more who will pay so the club still win??

Why do people say... "wingers are inconsistent" Why are they inconsistent? If you play them in another position, are they no longer inconsistent?

Charlton, Moore or anyone else from from that era is non comparable. They were footballers a long time ago

does "Rromotion Specialist" go hand in hand with "Relegation Specialist"?

we failed to get walkers crisps on the shirt so we put our own dorito's on it

When did Mavididi say this??

waiting for Ayew to get back from the world cup so he can model it

Russell would have to be a bit stupid to not do a little research into whether the fans wanted him here or not. So the number of fans who don't want him must be an insignificant number or he just wants the money and a chance to do some good for the club. Not ruling out he could be a bit stupid

Stop moaning

5 pages of speculation and criticism that we already have threads for. I understand the thinking for having an official ins and outs thread but somebody got played here

bet rudderz shit himself

Time for Kane to catch up with Messi......... I hope Tuchel really goes for a pummeling but I feel once we are comfortably ahead he will "manage" the game and look to rest and rotate I just hope Ayew doesnt bully our defense.

i read somewhere that fifa had already recovered half the cost of staging the tournament from ads during the hydration breaks.....could have been a joke but remember the 1994 world cup where we feared USA would implement quarters instead of half time???