Parafox

The whole title sequence is breathtaking. I remember it so well. I also remember Italia 90 because it was going on when my SiL's husband was on his stag do in Stratford and we got kicked out of a pub for trying to take some framed pics off the wall.

This is 2026, mate.

I won't. He's a money grabber just like so many others. He used us to his advantage but that's true of the majority of quality players. They come and they go.

Must be down to budget limitations

He's a bit dim?

Belgium are fractionally worse the England

And a battered sausage please

Senegal are shite but Belgium are horrible. Horrible to watch, nothing about their football excites.

He's still a twat

It's cos I'm blick

But should've been.

Are you his quip writer?

He's possibly the worst commentator in the history of commentators. He must write crap quips and puns whilst wanking in his bed thinking, yes baby, yes, that's great... the audience will love me

What would you say about our own season just gone?

Didn't do my usual spelling/grammatical checks

Not true at all, ever.

Senegal win on pens after Tielemans slaps his shot over the bar. You heard it hear first

Bollox.

Resigned to the inevitable

Feels like Belguim are playing a Sunday league game after a Saturday night in the piss. I've been there back in the day

One can't stand the other because each think they're better than the other. That attitude should be channelled by the manager for the betterment of the team. That takes diplomacy and strength of character. See Alex Ferguson.

He's done OK tbf

Possibly the worst English football commentator in our history. He's desperate for a "they think it's all over" moment.

Fabulous goal

Someone in the stand was having a piss