Langston

All going on now!

I'm not an archer so excuse my ignorance, but is letting go of the bow proper technique? Surely this is absolutely honking technique? He'd have nothing in his hands

There are a lot of positions you could flip a coin on tbh. I wouldn't have Rutter over Armstrong but they're both class at this level.

They're the same age – stick their achievements side by side and look at their current trajectories. There's no argument as to who's more accomplished.

I would simply admit you called this incorrectly tbh!

Doesn't go with the gag but they got Tuchel'd rather than Kane'd imo.

To Praet! Fantastic.

Why is your avatar the exact same as @Stadt's now – is this some kind of new forum faction?

Brilliant from Leverkusen, the perennial runner up finally getting their day in the sun.

Does @Chocolate Teapot still insist Rodgers is better than Emery?

Oliver Glasner has huge "your aunt on a long walk" vibes today.

Salah looks like he's playing for a Rest of the World XI at Soccer Aid

That dive fromt he palace lad

Yep. They keep prattling on about Liverpool's finishing, failing to mention Palace have had a few sitters too.

Harvey Elliotts hair looks like Super Noodles before boiling water has been added.

How is this game still 1-0 Chances for both sides, so many blocks and saves.

The "giyit Walsheh" of the broadband age.

Weak from Mateta that, barely got to the goal.

These hotels always remind me of the buildings on Bede Island in town

Genuinely lovely goal from Palace that.

Didn't that greasy haired oval Andy Johnson play for WBA? Geoff Horsfield? Diomansy Kamara? There's a fair few.

I think he's rubbish and can't wait for him to leave but taking the time to create a supercut of him missing and tagging the bloke on Twitter is going to achieve what exactly? Just seems a bit shitty to me.

No manager on an upward trajectory from the same division is coming here unless we really trade on the name. For as long as our attitude towards transfers is insular and naive at best - frivolous at worst, we aren't an attractive option. A Robins or Carrick type would be mad to touch us.

Turned into the caucasian Nampalys Mendy since that **** up against Watford.

I actually think Mavididi will have suitors, he blows hot and cold but on the face of it he;s turned out a decent goal return for a winger, and I don't think we'd ask the earth for him. Really do have a horrible feeling we're going to have to cash in on Nelson because we can't shift duds like Faes and Daka, though.