Sly

Getting!

Sharkedge should never have been given a chance to save that.

Is their Goalkepper called “Shark Edge”? Or is it how this commentator is pronouncing it?

The style we played helped Kante get those stats.

VAR is fine 95% of the time. The refs in this league are atrocious 95% of the time.

It was better than Hutus effort

Then Vestergaard tries to bend it in at 5mph.

How that isn’t a penalty and yellow card I’ll never know!! Where is bloody VAR when you need it.

He’s cleaned him up! Thats a penalty

Ndidi should do better

Fatawu that was lovely

We’ve got one of the best squads this league has ever seen. We lack a creative 8. Outside of that, most teams on the league would want our players.

I think you’d have struggled to get one last season.

Fatawu is getting smashed everywhere!

You can see why he wasn’t playing for Everton.

He’s taken that well in fairness.

Ward isn’t a goalkeeper!

Chelsea or Manchester United for £70m incoming …..

That didn’t help Danny Ward last year.

I’ve just seen this. All Turkish games suspended after a referee was attacked. I still don’t know why anyone would want to play football in that country.

Last night, ours was asking for help as it had got stuck in a booby trap! … the wife’s bra. Hung off the wall. Im going to go for the broken TV tonight I think!

I made us festive Yorkshire wraps. Yorkshire, chicken (as I couldn’t get turkey), pigs in blankets and roast. Covered in gravy. …… then rolled up. I looked so much better at Nottingham market last weekend. Tasted alright though.

We need to get as many out as in. Iversen, Ward, Souttar, Iheanacho, Albrighton and Praet. Iversen might be sold. Ward is stuck with us for another 12 months. I wouldn’t even register him at this stage. Souttar will already have something lined up hopefully. The noise has starter about Iheanacho. Albrighton seems to have disappeared. Is Praet still injured? We need: Right winger, left footed Left winger, right footed Centre back, either foot, needs to be mobile Left full back, left footed CAM, someone like Maddison would be nice. Holding midfielder, that is comfortable on the ball like Winks.

I wish we’d never started this…… I need some inspiration for the next 15 days. The youngest was livid this morning, as they’d decided to clingfilm her iPad up. Obviously she can’t touch them due to the “magic”. Please could you provide me (us) with ideas on what you’ve done?