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Or he comes in learns how to properly sh*those from the grand master, then we have someone to carry the torch when the king retires.

This would be a right good signing, innit. But we all know deep down it won't happen.

He was later arrested for breaking and entering

Trev over Vards?! You're fired! And where is the cult hero Dyer?!

I second this. I loved Brugge. A great visit.

Oh god, just imagine a England v France final. Everyone would be asleep after 20 minutes.

Bum, we didn't bore them to submission.

Kane is winding me up. Don't need to be so deep you lump

Kane doesn't gamble and walks into the box. Any other striker would be gambling on that.

Seen the famous foxes badge in the stands

On loan, it would be a decent option

I like Vanilla. It's a good safe option that won't offend anyone

That typo made me giggle

Let's do an interview but slightly different...let's do the interview while playing Uno!

I've heard that they lost him somewhere at Seagrave. They have looked in all the usual places, medical room, Rudkins office and the canteen, but he's nowhere to be seen.

I read that wrong twice! Sourcing your lad from the far east? New way to say adoption

What if they're holding a pie and Bovril?

They all look so enthusiastic wearing the shirt, makes everyone want to buy it.

Then the going rate is ridiculous. £70 for a t-shirt that a company has paid to put their logo on, is just wrong. I think I'll pass. I can't justify that sort of cost. When I was walking through Sports Direct at Fosse park, see a shirt (a horrid one) on sale, yes sale for £115 nearly floored me. Worlds gone mad

My god that picture should be used at Halloween! The lighting is awful

£70?! That's ludicrous. I'm that shocked I used a posh word!!!

He's older than me and still playing at the top level and playing well. I feel so inadequate

Genuine question, what does Ronaldo offer Portugal? He stays up front, doesn't track, doesn't make himself available, doesn't score free kicks and just throws his arms around. Time for him to retire.

I take it that you're not a fan

Listen to me very carefully, I shall say this only once...