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I’m still pretty certain we’ll finish bottom. Our season was bad and then when Ruud turned up, somehow, it got worse. Pathetically-weak run club. We all thought we needed a reset last time we went down. This time, it needs to be a full on clear out. And a proper reset with academy players only. The entire **** needs rebuilding.

I live in a world where Walkers return as my kit sponsor and Trump takes over from Top. The headline is simple: “Top, Trumped”.

Just ****ing play him.

I guarantee most of the competent people on here who can string a sentence together and have some backbone and vision could replace him.

Do you have to book / buy tickets for a U21 game or can you just rock up?

And people get offended that fans are pissed off with Rudkin. That 3 year extension will go down in history as Classic Rudkin.

Seagrave is a holiday camp ran by people completely out of their depth. Top needs to either come and run it day to day on the ground and stop killing the legacy his dad built. Or he needs to sell up. There is clearly no structure, discipline or respect hierarchies. Players do what they want and that is reflected in the pitch. Yes, while a late tweak to a starting 11 might require these idiots to think a bit more, it doesn’t mean they can’t sprint and press and try hard. I think back to Enzo’s first few weeks. I’m pretty sure he refused a trip abroad for pre-season and instead told all the players to back a bag for 2-3 weeks, get to Seagrave and he’s going to instill his ideas and philosophy. That was probably the last true bit of organization we’ve had. It’s such a ****ing mess and it’s embarrassing now tbh.

I’d even take this cunț dressed up like a medieval prozzie for the last few games at this stage.

He needs people next to him doing the dirty work and making runs in behind to make more space. For me, given the shit we’ve got, I’d be tempted to line up the attack like this… Daka Vardy Kasey Bilal Monga Get Kasey and Monga bombing on. Daka pressing up top with Vardy. If he wants to keep playing Vardy, he’s got to play him in a 2-man.

This clown couldn’t give a shit.

I just farted in my wife’s face so she can feel my levels of degradation supporting this club.

There is zero plan. The defence and forward players look so disconnected.

So we’ve been shit at defending all season - particularly down the right side. So we bring in a new RB to replace our shit RB. And as soon as our shit RB is fit, we play him over our new RB. Got it.

Say what you want about Trump. But if he was here, we’d be top 4 and we’d have the best damn stadium in the world. And he’d make Forest pay for it.

What was the post Arsenal tweak?

I’d have him back in a heartbeat.

Get rid of Pukka Pies, introduce some decent food options. Take the new stadium announcer with his fake American twang out back and shoot him in the head. Prevent sensitive happy clappers from getting offended and taking everything so seriously all the time. Sounds like my idea of a wet dream, not just a day dream.

You’ve seen the light my friend.

Don’t think it sounds like the worst option. Someone to stretch the defence would be a refreshing change. He’s got to be our fastest non-injured player atm.

Went down the stadium today to buy my 3 year old lad a few Filbert things because he’s starting to get into it all (think he just likes ‘Mr Fox’ as he calls him). However. I saw the happiest of happy clappers picking up a new LCFC branded flask specifically for West Ham away. Overheard her telling the sales rep she was excited for the game and to use her new purchase. She was incredibly upbeat. Irrationally or not, it put me in a real dark place.

There’s a lot of shit in the Chammo. Our squad would comfortably finish 20th.

I don’t know how many season ticket holders there are, but it would be amazing if all of us had the balls to not go to the next few home games (and not sell tickets back to the club). I’m not going down for the rest of the season. I know in isolation that will make no difference, but it will help me from wasting hours and hours watching this shit.

Take it up with the ‘My Line Up’ app.

Problem is - all 3 of those CB’s are shit. They really are shit. Two of them can’t run and one of them can’t pass / head a ball.