Swarles Barkley

Will go down as one of our worst ever purchases. Would take a 9 point deduction just to get rid of the shit cvnt

Why are the Huddersfield fans chanting for Faes

Hopefully in the second half we deliver a cross which isnt aiming for the corner flag

Luckily we got 30m in outgoing transfers to spend on loans and old free agents

Struggling to find a single positive thing to say about Thomas. Crap

I’ve physically seen Woyo play in person yet I still don’t believe he exists

Luckily we got BDR in reserve

Thats the easiest game we’ll have all season which is a bit of a worry

Who would’ve thought the shite players vesty soumare thomas and justin would continue to be shite

I downloaded it on an old phone and now its in the wallet on both the old and new. Anyone else had the same issue? Assume both wont work in different gameweeks?

Where the fvck is the added time

Wanted slightly more but I would have taken 30m for Mads Ndidi and Coady. Hopefully this money is reinvested

Best of luck to him but the time has come. Faes/Vesty/Kristiansen/BDR next please

Yeah im stupid and need to learn to read Actually no, thats a stupidly worded headline and the person who wrote it should be fired immediately

Dafuq you mean cut price

Wish him well but thats a very decent fee for him. Happy days if it goes through

If we can somehow get Ndidi, Faes, Justin and Kristiansen out (as players who are likely to leave plus can get a decent fee) and Hermansen (for the funds) and get in a striker, left back and centre mid we’re laughing

Monga won’t start next week. He’s only 16 and will get a fair bit of game time this year but needs to be eased in. Nelson has been injured and Marti is doing the right thing by easing him back in as well. Alves probably should have got some minutes but Evans looks too raw from the other friendlies

Woakes too

Would be good if someone tells Daka he’s left footed. May help him out a bit

James Pearson vs Thailand (A)

Nevermind, as you were

Daka’s doing well and by that I mean he hasn’t fallen over yet

Scenes when he becomes our first choice keeper