Swarles Barkley

When do we reckon he’ll get injured?

Would be our first Hermansen

Wonder what we’ll try next. Loan move for Tielemans, offer a packet of wotsits for Barnes. the worlds our oyster

Remember when everyone wanted Graham Potter and we got Steve Cooper. This is that again No doubt the higher ups that be leaked this to try and get fans back on side

Imagine going from spending hundreds of millions to a loan signing of Joe fvcking Aribo

1 measly point at home against the following teams below us in the league. Portsmouth Oxford Charlton Blackburn Sheffield United The nepo baby can go fvck himself for putting us in this mess

Getting rid of Soumare just to get Aribo a day later is the equivalent of recovering from a broken leg only to be run over by a bus

Hahahaha Ayew booed. Love to see it

Du du du I hope the cvnt goes bankrupt

Mass protests need to happen. Get these cvnts out the club

I hate to say it but we need Winks in this team if we have any hope of getting something

We also have Hamza and Thomas. Im seeing 7v11 out there

Fvcking dumb cvnt

Ngl this is still more exciting than MartiBall

Fvcking depressing lineup that

Sounds perfect, get him in

You got to be a proper moron to not do well at rangers though #WelcomeMartin

Even more reason to get him in! If we get relegated and Rudkin gets headbutted at some point I would take it as a win

Give it to Jon Rudkin. Best fvcking chance of getting rid of him

Our previous manager went 9 home games without a goal and we found someone worse. Anything is possible with dumb and dumber in charge

Now to replace him someone somehow even worse! Can’t wait

If Top and Rudkin made the last 3 managers a b***h god knows what they will do to poor Kingy

If his position is being considered he has to be gone. It will be more chaotic to keep him after that but no doubt Top is too thick to understand that

Interview about legalising shagging horses im hearing

Delays in sacking due to Rudkin trying to work out which way round the pen works apparently