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Didn't he cry about losing his place in the Denmark team despite being a mainstay in one of the worst defenses in Premier League history, and with them having a proper stable of other options? I'd call that pretty delusional personally.

Another that didn't realise how good they had it here! He won't be the last, there are plenty more due a big old bump back down to earth.

Assuming he makes 45 odd appearances this season before leaving on a free, we'd have paid about £35m for him over those 4 years, north of £250k per appearance.

When has he been booed?

Soumare has flat lined, Daka has regressed massively.

They won't pay the money that we'd need to sell especially with all the lure profit we've made this summer. He stays.

Equally, when no one comes in for him this week I can see him picking up a "muscle strain" very quickly afterwards that keeps him out for the majority of the autumn. People will still defend him.

Fullback is a position we have a decent track record bringing academy lads through into. I think he'll have a good career with us.

Mummy's been on the phone again!

#NEVERWRONG

Good numbers for S04 but very sceptical of the level. 2.Bundesliga is shit.

Won't pretend to know any of their players but looks like they've made nearly a full rotation for their match tonight.

Thomas won't haemorrhage goals from that left side in this division like he does in the PL. We've got bigger issues.

No one is paying £35m for him. Leeds, ironically have priced themselves out by buying Justin. Sunderland were put off by the fee for Abdul, so it could be the same for BEK. No one abroad can pay that fee for him, and no one higher up the PL chain will gamble on his numbers. That's been my position pretty much all along.

Personally I'd risk Vestegaard, Okoli and Nelson to get us through until Souttar is back.

#NEVERWRONG

Didn't realise they were playing tonight. That could help a lot.

Have you ever seen a cross country runner with the physique this guy has?

Close this, he's not going anywhere

Oh that's a definite SELL

Huge wages for someone with no resale value and very patchy output is "the exact sort of deal we should be doing"?

Although I'm by no means a climate change denier, the obsession with temperature in the news is actually crazy. I read this morning that temperatures "reached 26 degrees celsius" on Sunday at Notting Hill carnival, as if that means something. That's not even 80 fahrenheit! Why even mention it!?!

Bilal's mum getting ready for one last week of messaging every club in association football and every "ITK" on twitter

He was good but £50m good for a full back? Surely would have made him the most expensive full back in the world at the time?

Crazy money for someone well past their peak and 10 months left on their contract.