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Regardless of how shit a day I’ve had, the Team America ‘Matt Damon’ puppet will always make me laugh.

#WhenTaken #157 (02.08.2024) I scored 900/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 2 km - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 193 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 6 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 197 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 598 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 179 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 846.6 metres - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 3542 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 132 / 200 https://whentaken.com

Enjoyed most of the opening ceremony apart from the boat parade with the athletes - looked liked they’d been searching high and low for any vessel that was available for a days hire..Got visions of some guy called Pascal sat in an office saying ‘Fred Olsen Cruises say they can sort out a boat for the USA team, P & O Ferry can sort us out with a tender for the UK contingent. That porn barge that was doing the fingerbang video in Lille last night can do the Estonians and my mate Henri has got a coracle that can take the 2 lads from American Samoa. Chuck in some fireworks and we’re golden.

Look like I'm not the only one to stuggle with No.5! #WhenTaken #147 (23.07.2024) I scored 758/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 38.0 metres - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 232.3 metres - 🗓️ 8 yrs - ⚡ 189 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 17.8 metres - 🗓️ 18 yrs - ⚡ 161 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 421 km - 🗓️ 9 yrs - ⚡ 174 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 12118 km - 🗓️ 25 yrs - ⚡ 35 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #144 (20.07.2024) I scored 917/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 930 km - 🗓️ 7 yrs - ⚡ 163 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 823 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 172 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 3 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 239 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 191 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 5 km - 🗓️ 7 yrs - ⚡ 191 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #143 (19.07.2024) I scored 699/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 78.2 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 58 km - 🗓️ 13 yrs - ⚡ 173 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 2356 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 146 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 7151 km - 🗓️ 20 yrs - ⚡ 66 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 1864 km - 🗓️ 18 yrs - ⚡ 114 / 200 https://whentaken.com

Absolute shocker on No.3 #WhenTaken #142 (18.07.2024) I scored 826/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 306 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 189 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 2 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 12389 km - 🗓️ 24 yrs - ⚡ 39 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 2 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 1 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #141 (17.07.2024) I scored 845/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 2124 km - 🗓️ 19 yrs - ⚡ 107 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 14 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 197 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 263 km - 🗓️ 9 yrs - ⚡ 178 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 5 km - 🗓️ 16 yrs - ⚡ 167 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 32.9 metres - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 196 / 200 https://whentaken.com

I've had a shocker on No.5 #WhenTaken #136 (12.07.2024) I scored 808/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 213 km - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 187 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 667 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 176 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 236.2 metres - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 185 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 506.2 metres - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 195 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 5624 km - 🗓️ 22 yrs - ⚡ 65 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #135 (11.07.2024) I scored 782/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 1991 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 147 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 401 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 186 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 1095 km - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 153 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 137 km - 🗓️ 15 yrs - ⚡ 164 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 3427 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 132 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #132 (08.07.2024) I scored 802/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 5 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 99 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 191 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 6340 km - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 110 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 119.1 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 5272 km - 🗓️ 11 yrs - ⚡ 101 / 200 https://whentaken.com

Seeing the Trump/Jesus pic in another thread reminded me of these - 'Jesus can be a real dick sometimes'

#WhenTaken #130 (06.07.2024) I scored 855/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 599.0 metres - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 198 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 2 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 91.7 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 6154 km - 🗓️ 11 yrs - ⚡ 97 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 1 km - 🗓️ 18 yrs - ⚡ 161 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #129 (05.07.2024) I scored 777/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 3 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 768.4 metres - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 193 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 3872 km - 🗓️ 7 yrs - ⚡ 122 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 437 km - 🗓️ 17 yrs - ⚡ 151 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 6 km - 🗓️ 31 yrs - ⚡ 111 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #128 (04.07.2024) I scored 915/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 8.5 metres - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 197 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 410 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 186 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 78.1 metres - 🗓️ 9 yrs - ⚡ 187 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 28 km - 🗓️ 13 yrs - ⚡ 175 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 181.2 metres - 🗓️ 15 yrs - ⚡ 170 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #127 (03.07.2024) I scored 789/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 5496 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 118 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 665 km - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 173 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 9 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 3 km - 🗓️ 14 yrs - ⚡ 173 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 4276 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 125 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #126 (02.07.2024) I scored 896/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 110.5 metres - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 196 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 116 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 191 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 13.6 metres - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 195 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 927.7 metres - 🗓️ 16 yrs - ⚡ 167 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 1114 km - 🗓️ 12 yrs - ⚡ 147 / 200 https://whentaken.com

Best I've done so far. #WhenTaken #125 (01.07.2024) I scored 950/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 390.2 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 23.9 metres - 🗓️ 9 yrs - ⚡ 187 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 292.4 metres - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 193 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 51 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 194 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 140 km - 🗓️ 11 yrs - ⚡ 176 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #123 (29.06.2024) I scored 875/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 1 km - 🗓️ 6 yrs - ⚡ 193 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 439 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 185 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 2040 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 149 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 22 km - 🗓️ 9 yrs - ⚡ 186 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 983 km - 🗓️ 7 yrs - ⚡ 162 / 200 https://whentaken.com

No. 5 really messed me up! #WhenTaken #122 (28.06.2024) I scored 744/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 971.9 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 357.4 metres - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 21.3 metres - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 185 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 38 km - 🗓️ 21 yrs - ⚡ 149 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 10722 km - 🗓️ 31 yrs - ⚡ 11 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #121 (27.06.2024) I scored 901/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 366 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 187 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 494 km - 🗓️ 7 yrs - ⚡ 176 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 7 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 284.4 metres - 🗓️ 16 yrs - ⚡ 167 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 935 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 171 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #120 (26.06.2024) I scored 808/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 63.1 metres - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 13 km - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 184 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 732 km - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 163 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 2411 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 145 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 5987 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 116 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #119 (25.06.2024) I scored 814/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 5 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 200 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 1050 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 167 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 255 km - 🗓️ 21 yrs - ⚡ 142 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 2205 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 144 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 1288 km - 🗓️ 3 yrs - ⚡ 161 / 200 https://whentaken.com

#WhenTaken #118 (24.06.2024) I scored 929/1000 🎉 1️⃣ 📍 520 km - 🗓️ 0 yrs - ⚡ 184 / 200 2️⃣ 📍 2 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200 3️⃣ 📍 127 km - 🗓️ 11 yrs - ⚡ 176 / 200 4️⃣ 📍 297 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 186 / 200 5️⃣ 📍 329 km - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 184 / 200 https://whentaken.com