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Maatsen will be too expensive now. Chelsea accepted a loan/obligation to buy from Burnley for £31.5 million but the player didn't want to go.

Spiders was great,, got drunk there many a time. Tower was great on a Monday, L.A.’s on a Thursday and Pipers on a Sunday.

Old, poorly maintained, cramped disorientating corridors. An unappealing place filled with the walking dead. We're talking about The City Ground aren't we?

Lived there between '92 and '95. The university gave us a list of pubs not to go in as they weren't 'student friendly'. I took that to mean we'd have the sh*t kicked out of us.

Joaquin Phoenix is a terrible actor - hammy over acting or emotional nothingness. 'You Were Never Really Here' was alright I suppose but the character did play to his strengths, those strengths being his ability to channel 'vacant plank of wood'.

Sorry for your loss, it's such a cruel disease and is so hard on the loved ones. My best mates mum (basically my second mum) had the disease for 11 years before passing and I had to stop visiting her as it upset her so much. She was scared of me, she'd ask who I was and what I wanted whilst in tears. It was heartbreaking.

Brilliant effort for an amazing cause, many congratulations.

I'm more interested in his club football than who he plays for internationally. If he wants to represent Ireland it makes sense, go for it.

Just donated, great cause.

I don’t mind him. Even after all these years I can’t figure out if that’s a damning indictment on my part or a vote of confidence. I’ll certainly give him this season to make my mind up.

Sounds about right.

Cramp. Got a cramp in my left calf during the night and I'm still in pain 7 hours later.

Lots of things but the Under Armour 'Protect This House' advert that's in every rugby ad break is really getting on my tits.