Mike Oxlong

Think of the possibilities. You could have warm pussy delivered fresh to your door.

Ha ha. Well, they're the real lab kebabs.

Quite literally http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26885335

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/10739277/Device-exploded-in-bombers-face-after-he-forgot-about-clocks-changing.html

Managers of big clubs desperately claiming the "underdogs" tag or playing down their prospects of success. FFS, manup you pussies.

. A good case for trialling a bit of Sharia.

Unless it's at poker.

Cyril Smith was keen on PIE

Careful not to drop your soap.

Re the earlier debate about toilet paper I would like to see a new brand - Dennis Wise On A Roll.

Friends with benefits ?!

I like quilted but together with my caber sized turds it often causes a blocked u-bend and a pan full of lumpy gravy. And when that happens it's the only time I wish I had a device like that Abu Hamza's got. Wouldn't want to be wiping with that arm though.

Thanks for that. Your thoughtful response got me thinking too. Perhaps some people like a film because ....... they liked the film whilst the prejudices of others will render them liable to slag it off regardless of its quality.

Pay attention! No vitamins in the film I asked you about. Plenty of wind powered wheelchairs though. They go great in this weather.

:-)

Oohyah! I was expecting a more empathetic response.

Moosey's Problem Page. Dear Uncle Moose, I am in a quandary. I saw a really good film which featured a black gay disabled anti- nuclear climate change activist and his struggle to increase awareness and tolerance of multi-coloured, unisex, wind powered wheelchairs. Thing is, as daft as it sounds, the acting, plot and artistic content were magnificent. I want to recommend it to my friends but am worried that they'll just laugh at me and think that I'm trying to be "right on" and will make fun of me. Mike

I hate those Puppies On A Roll packs by Andrex. If I wanted to wipe my a-hole on a puppy I'd fvckin buy one.

MattP also likes DBC - Doing Butthole Coke.

I reckon that his confession is an attempt to take his first tentative steps out of the closet.

Ha ha. Never thought he'd admit to having Charley up his tea towel holder.

I think in Matt's scenario Dee's behind him blowing the icing sugar. Good one for Matt P with people thread!

Jeez! I wouldn't even expect White Dee to have to take on that job ;-)

So you've blown coke up a woman's pooper?! The days of chivalry are alive and kicking.

Makes sense if Gillian Taylforth was in the passenger seat.