Mike Oxlong

Knew you'd peep.

Can't. Sky Box is jammed on 943.

Also Tramp Stamps and fvckin Chinese menus tattooed on otherwise fit bodies.

Artistes on Babestation who look like they've popped down to the local garage to pump their tits full of air before the evening shift.

Rincey, I really want to get it but my light bulbs not switched on yet.

Yep, he's a cousin of mine and some say we're similar in having a tendency to over exaggerate but it's safe to say we disagree with that analysis and are just relieved that we don't come from the Oxmells branch of the clan.

Ha ha no. That's just a Cumberland sausage as served to me by my date, Wilma, last night together with mash, peas and gravy. It was a sausage for sausage deal. I wouldn't post a picture of the real fella on here.. After all, it is a family friendly forum!!!!

That made me laugh. To be fair Mike is too posh for some Lestoh people who prefer to call me Mick

Ha ha , no mate, not in this weather when I'm wearing shorts and it's necessary to employ the "Cumberland" technique.

Trying to get your fella out when you desperately need to take a leak but you've put your grundies on back to front.

Wrap yourself in cling film then climb in next to her.

Cheers OzLeicester for satisfying my curiosity though forgive me if I don't ask you to babysit for me sometime soon!

Agreed. By way of example, only a real numpty would rely on Facebook or Twitter as their source before posting something about someone being killed in a car crash.

So I have. With all you Oz's I should change my name to Ozlong. Anyway, if the other Oz reads this I'd be interested to hear his response to my original question but thanks for putting me right you killer:-)

The reason I asked is because of the sentiment set out in the first post. Not having a dig - just curious.You could argue that insects may not feel pain but is it right to kill or injure them regardless of that

Ha, ha you're right. I hate flies .... but I hate mozzies even more. Just curious whether you think it permissible to kill disease carrying insects that harm/kill animals or humans.

Oz, - malaria carrying flies. Kill or don't kill?

As opposed to a dog is a turkey for Christmas and not just for life? ( Koreans should not answer this question )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZSFW6oM58

Only if you nick a bunch from a gorilla.

I'm betting that Lamby has already spent more on betting than he'll earn through paid employment in the entirety of his life.

What's Shaun Wright Phillips got to do with it?

Has Moosler been banned after the Captain Pancake episode?

People who complain about stuff

Does Grimshaw like Cox?