Mike Oxlong

I'm guessing Mrs Singh isn't on the plane then.

My day was all the better for realising that Rincey has come into some serious bunce. And then it got worse when I saw that he had abandoned his altruistic principles by spending it all on himself.

Loving the look on Liz's face. Pure evil. http://m.smh.com.au/commonwealth-games-glasgow-2014/commonwealth-games-news/queen-selfie-goes-viral-after-right-royal-photobomb-on-hockeyroos-20140724-zwmr9.html

WTF!

You should try it with blind people.

Ha ha. Looks like a must see. Porno for Derby fans and Finners! Spoof horror for everyone else?

Thought it might have been http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqrvn3q1oo&feature=kp

If you get a Tinder date I can let you have some nearly new johnnies. No charge other than package and posting.

Rincey, do you know if there are any jobs going for a Mr A. Young at DNO?

Cabinet reshuffles. Different names, same old shit.

Bad. Hot weather = too much visible cellulite. And if there was a God there would be no cellulite. So on days like this I realise that we live, then we die and that is all.

Anyone know where the joke thread's gone ?

A little light reading for her to take her mind of things when you're out

Car park machines that don't give change. I can't begin to describe the pain of not getting that 10p overpayment back.

Maybe the landlord will kick you out and sue you for breaching the part of the agreement that stipulates you are not allowed to have pets.

Tramp Stamp. Thanks Tinder.

Perhaps a transfer to a Swiss finishing school for young ladies would be a step in the right direction.

Depends. If it's a woman driver she won't recognise it as a mini roundabout. She will think it's a large bird shit and will carry on oblivious of her transgression.

It's late, I'm tired and it's a post by Singh. That's why on first reading I thought you were recommending a film called Latex Men.

Apparently one of our own won a title in the wheelchair doubles. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/disability-sport/28185035 Great achievement and high risk with 4 of them whizzing around the court. An M6 style pile up has got to be a possibility.

I wouldn't not like it because it's Irish ??? I don't like the point for just whacking it between the posts. That said I'm prepared to give it another go. I do perceive Sky to be struggling to fill airtime on their premium sports channels and fully expect the Tiddlywinks world championships to feature soon with full profiles of the inside line on all of the game's major competitors! I see tonight they're giving Froch -Groves 2 yet another airing.

Psychos!

Sky Sports pushing Hurling and Wimmin's football.

That would be plainly ridiculous. Everyone knows that our world is a quark in a fart of a greater being.

https://www.cafonline.org/media-office/press-releases/2013/world-giving-index-2013.aspx