Mike Oxlong

The club is always bigger than one person. Would that be true if someone like Daniel Lambert had been alive and bought his hometown club?

My guess is that he's had a few pints of Tiger.

Do they play music too? I like chat and informed debate but ideally broken up with the odd radio song.

Cheers mate. Sometimes with all the unfairness in the world I feel like I'm losing my religion. Will look out for it in the new year though.

No wonder they don't call you a lightweight.

Rincey, that radio station that you're connected with. Might give it a try some time. What's the frequency Kenneth?

Got chucked out of Blockbuster when I went in and asked for the latest Stuart Hall DVD for my daughter's birthday party. Memory's not what it used to be. I meant Stuart fvckin Little

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/06/14/25-reasons-why-we-love-scotland/ This is class

Itch can be a verb but in your example it's an idiom in which scratch is the verb and itch is the noun.

Finding out that according to 192.com there are 6 people called Richard Weed in the UK.

Big Forest fan is our Lee.

Haha, yeah Most people >>>>>>>>>>> most "celebrities"

But you can scratch yourself! (Fighting pedantry with pedantry :-))

Good job it wasn't Delilah.

Can't stand Moyles myself, prefer a bit of Chris Evans on 2. Don't mind Zane Lowe though.

Is it? Only give it a try when there's crap on the other stations.

Radio 1 Too much waffle for a so called music station And most of their DJs talk utter, utter shite

Maybe she'd got frustrated waiting for the arrival of her new Rabbit.

Could we have a Ken's Soapbox thread? His own little bit if Hyde Park Corner on FT!

Sympathetic editing by Mr P. Changing " Gooks " to " Chinks " and then being thanked for it. You couldn't make it up!

Don't dump now you've consigned her to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

The new sign at my local gym that says " No shitting in the showers". Can't beat starting the day with some weights and cardio followed by a good body cleanse with a big dump under the power showers. Arse clean as a whistle and the best bidet ever. Pity the poor bugger that has to shovel it up though.

Never buy a second hand jonny.

Oh, in that case a ban is in order.

Done that - they were only married for 3 years. Harsh! Was only enquiring about a fellow refugee. Two Our Fathers and a Hail Mary and you're forgiven. You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!