Mike Oxlong

Should've used the vacuum cleaner.

Unless he got a job driving the team bus.

Some would say he's a Comedic Underrated Natural Talent

Sympathy retracted :-)

Wow Matt, your compassion for Lamby brings tears to my eyes! Think it was you that posted the PA job ( forgive me if it wasn't ) PM him if you really want to help him. And remember how shit you felt when Daggers was tearing you a new arse on here last year. I did actually feel some sympathy for you at that time.

Do you really think Lamby would be suitable for a PA job as was posted? Nothing wrong with a bit of piss taking. It's one of the best things about a forum like this. I know he doesn't help himself but given that he has recently expressed that he's struggling mentally at the moment I think Webbo did the right thing. If you really want to help him then send him a PM and if he doesn't appreciate your help he can tell you to do one.

Don't think to many on this forum live in Eltham. Assuming it was well intended rather than a piss take it still provided a vehicle to bully someone who is perhaps a bit more vulnerable than most at the moment. Well done Webbo.

Friendly advice. If you don't hear from her don't text her 100 times unless you want to be the subject of a restraining order.

Jeez mate, that's a badge of honour for you.

Glad he's taken the pi55 as it's unlikely he'll ever get a p45 as you have to STOP working before you can get one of those.

Don't tell me. You're taking up the new post of the Archbishop of Banterbury.

Sorry to hear about your situation Para. Must be tough for you all. Hope things improve.

Fvckin swallow them.

People chucking their fags out of car windows.

No worries Ken. Just thought I'd explain the rationale behind my original post.

And these vermin have no manners. They push and shove and generally just gopher it.

Ooh, I'm not so sure. Anything at the right price.

I didn't make any comments about the appearance or work ethic of many of those who frequent car boot sales did I? I fear your response infers your own innate prejudices. No, it is the behaviour of a type of car booter that leads me to refer to them as "vermin". Scrambling like flies on shit and tireless hassling to get something priced at only a few pence for nothing or next to nothing. And it's not, as you presumed, limited to a certain appearance or class or wealth bracket. The 4 wheel drive, designer mums are scrumming with the worst of them.

Should replace the cricketer on that statue in town with that fat Lestoh bird off the X Factor.

Car boot sales are chock-full of vermin.

Sorry, but you're talking bollock.

Ken, do you get your own personal masseuse who's always only too happy to provide a Happy Ending? And can you make demands for your dressing room such as the finest Nepalese beer served at 42 degrees F and a paddling pool full of M & M's with all the orange ones taken out ?

A lot of what Rincey posts may be repetitive but you've got to admire his kenviction to his beliefs.

Good for you. But have you told her your first rule of dating - that there's no such thing as a free dinner

I think this period is referred to as the noughties.