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Twine managed to string a few good passes together but got a bit ropey in the 2nd half

His genetics?

What does “Voyordy You Woyanchor” mean, can someone translate Bristolian?

Remember though, when we were regularly winning games the first 65 minutes was often like this, it’s all part of the old “Wear them down” ploy

Being tied up in knots by Twine

Perez - If he scores that glaring chance vs Chelsea we qualify for Champions League. Rodgers - If he hadn’t sulked and tried to prove a point vs Brentford by not using his subs those dropped 2 points would have kept us up. The **** who injured Fofana. Made us have to sign Vestergaard as cover that summer which hadn’t been budgeted for. Chelsea / Fofana - Being so S*** means we don’t get the success based add-on’s we’d hoped for. Whoever gave Bertrand such a fat contract. Man for man he was replacing Fuchs who by the end was emergency 3rd choice cover. Bertrand’s deal was generous for such a role. It’s almost as if his agent was related to someone at the club. Tielemans running down his contract. Don’t know if we had offers or turned any down but his last 6 months or so were a disgrace to the profession. Jog,, point, shake head, pick up huge wage. Madisons hip. Sure this put clubs off offering what he’s worth in the summers before he eventually left for an artificially low fee due to remaining length of contract. Filbert - Insists on being a full kit w***er in XXXXXL size, has the new kit every year, costs a fortune.

Who is this Embargo chap we’ve signed and what position does he play?

Are there any estimates of how close to the tipping point we are for this season? Could a sale of a Kristianson, Souttar or Iverson very early in the transfer window be enough or are we way off . Are we potentially talking about a few Million or tens of millions? If 30,000 of us buy an extra Bovril at £3 a pop per game would that help or have they franchised the, ahem, "Catering" (sorry for offending genuine caterers) out for a set sum? Pre-order next seasons shirt? Season ticket up front not direct debit? Bucket collection? . Where's Baldrick when you need him?

“This afternoons results have come in” - “Everton Lose 10 points, Nottingham Forest 4” ”Everton receive 4 back, Bournemouth looking worried” ”The hotly anticipated Manchester City and Chelsea meeting…..postponed” ”Big six won, everyone else nil….well minus 6 or so” “coming up on Match Of The Day Nottingham Forests Lawyers vs The Premier League. And in transfer news Leicester City have beaten several other clubs to the signing of Giles Fortesque-Smythe Esquire which could secure safety next season. Get his poster free in every match day programme.”

Cardboard….tick Tin Foil…..tick Scissors….tick Pritt Stick….tick All set

Wonder if Chilwell has really been injured or just, oh for the sake of an example been meeting with representatives from another club on the day he’s called in sick?

This one crops up when I google it

Oh if only Wolves had a couple of minutes more now eh Keeper

good game, good game!

Four points off 7th with a game in hand and a mixed run in including Arsenal, Villa, Man Utd & West Ham, could Chelsea see the cup as their best chance for European Qualification? Pressure all on them if so (not that we couldn't also do with as much extra revenue as possible right now).

Can see a 1-1 and we win on pens

But when Man City get the double relegation - on appeal becoming a single tier relegation, that they're due will that mean an extra team go up or one less come down. Because of course that is going to happen

Just seen that Sonny Singh Gill from Tuesday got a PL game today. So officially we can say assessment isn’t a thing anymore. I can’t imagine a scenario of me having a terrible day at work littered with mistakes only to be called in by my boss the next day to be awarded a promotion.

Just watching MOTD, yes sick almost inevitable irony that the guy who shouldn’t be on pitch scores winner, days like that you must just feel “what’s the f*****g point”, you work all week, put a proper shift in but because it’s a home game for a big 6 club the rules aren’t correctly applied.

We’ve listed the family stand as an Air B&B between matches. At £30 a head per night between now and June WE WILL MEET THAT FINANCIAL TARGET!

A lot can happen between now and then but Southampton having us and Leeds in their last 3 games, you could say it's in their own hands or you could say it's extremely tough. Leeds will have played a game more by then on both of us, it's going to be fun for the neutrals, there's potentially a very good play off final this year if it's 2 from the current top 4 (although it doesn't always fall that way as the team narrowly missing out on Automatic are downbeat).

I think when they spent big on Daka, Soumare and Vestergaard they expected to lose a big player that summer but didn’t. Maddison’s recurring hip injury made him less likely than previously expected but I’m sure they expected interest in Youri. They keep quoting that that summer hadn’t followed the pattern of losing a big player (Drinky, Maguire, Chilwell), the difference of getting 35-40 million for Youri (stop laughing, I’m talking prime form Youri not self preservation jog around chewing and pointing avoiding exertion and injury Youri) or nothing 2 years later was pivotal in this mess.

July:- "Our panel concludes that Leicester City should be relegated back to the Championship, their place in the Premier League to be taken by play off runners up Coventry City"

Regarding our general finances I was thinking about the Fofana situation, apparently there could eventually be 5 Million in add ons due, some based on appearances some on achievements. Whilst we’ve had some fun with the “grass isn’t greener” progress of his career we could have done with him staying fit and Chelsea not being so s**t! If it’s as touch and go as it sounds for us every Million helps

Surely you’re not all suggesting that the level of officiating in this division is anything less than exemplary ?