fazzyfox

Yay Croatia, will it be enough……

Joke

Iceland give us 8 in return for us buying so much of their frozen food

Kinky gloved Spanish rep gives us 2. I’d give her 1.

Just the 27 votes left? At least root canal dentistry can be over in 30 minutes.

Portugal singer has her greatest-hits coming out very soon

Swiss on a roll. Jammy sods.

I’m sure there was. A “Charlie Says” public information film warning about that the dangers of that in the 70’s

Better prepare for the next bit, bottle(s) of wine, buffet, shaving kit…..just the 37 votes to sleep….sorry sit, through

This households top 5 according to the unique scientifically constructed scorecard formula factoring in a score for song quality and a score for, ahem, “presentation” ( top totty get bonus points before a note is sung):- 1) Croatia 2) Switzerland 3) Cyprus 4 &5 joint) Estonia & Norway bit to be honest it’s all a blur already

A generic one dimensional big euro banger. And as for the song…..

Kaleen? Looks dirty to me.

Powerful voice but as it wasn’t a song about buying pears from the market or asking directions to the swimming pool I have no clue what it was all about

I predict they’ll win it I predict they’ll win it

It’s very “in your face” but you can’t call it bland, good fun

What am I drinking, I’ve just had the strangest hallucinations…

Nanoo nanoo

I’m going to treat myself to a mango smoothie in the green room

Norway will that win

Go for it Bambi, good luck deer

They certainly bring an energy to a room. I rushed out to grab a beer from the kitchen.

Haven’t seen so many exposed a***holes since the Leeds defence v QPR

Think he might buckle under the pressure

Looks great. Very generous thanks .

It's almost as if the postal billing system in this country has faulty software